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Ace Got Caught Speeding - Oops! Cop Had a Sense of Humor Though.
Was driving home in the G the other night and I guess I got a little "over-enthusiastic" when the light turned green. (Hard not to do in a 298 HP, 6 speed sports car.) Well, next thing ya know, there's some red and blue lights flashing in my mirror, and one of Bakersfield's finest (or was it the CHP - I dunno, I was too pumped full of adrenaline after I saw the lights to tell) pulled me over. "Have any idea what the speed limit is here?" he asked. "Yes officer, 55, " I said. "I had you at 65," he said. "May I see your license and insurance info please?" So, I hand over everything. Start calculating how much this is gonna cost me, ticket $125, on-line driver school to avoid the insurance bump, another $250. Geez. THAT'S ALMOST A TANK OF GAS!!!! Anyway, the cop comes back, hands me my license, I get ready to sign the ticket, but instead he says, "Ok Ace, you can go now. Just try to watch your speed next time," and then he added, and this was really funny: "ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE IS A COP RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" 6 comments from 6 users
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posted by
Grampsdon
on Apr 5, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Something was going on in the Kern River Canyon yesterday. After getting to the freeway part going east, there were 3 chp cars with perpetrators pulled over, and another holding the ticket in his hand. Usually there are none or at the most one, so there must have been a Friday first of the month payday bust. Or we have had a big rash of druggers. posted by
gube
on Apr 5, 2008 at 04:31 PM
I think $125 for the fine of the ticket is a little low....... posted by
AnnieLWhite
on Apr 5, 2008 at 09:36 PM
so 375 is almost a tank of gas? i dont get it. I hope it doesnt cost you 375$ to fill up your tank.....
posted by
ACEYOU
on Apr 5, 2008 at 09:47 PM
Annie, That is what's known as a joke! lol Ace posted by
an1ok1joe
on Apr 6, 2008 at 03:49 AM
You lucked out. They see your car and like to pull them over. They figure you can afford the car and the ticket;) Be glad you didn't pick a red little fast car;)
Typicall if you are maybe driving over the limit within 10 miles and hour, no big deal but if you are over there it's usually not good. posted by
twinkie
on Apr 6, 2008 at 05:40 PM
Now that's funny! You didn't notice the cop coming up behind you. ha.
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