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What is it with Dogs and Poop?
OK, this happens to me EVERY time I take my dog for a walk. Don't know why, don't understand it, but it happens EVERY FRIGGIN' TIME! I went running today - 5K, 30 minutes - acceptable to me in my old age. So, I decide to take the dog for a walk during my cool-down. Now understand that the dog (see picture) has been outside in the backyard all morning. She's already peed and pooped - I can see the steaming evidence right there in front of my orange tree. So I call her, "Let's go for a walk - get your leash!", she comes running, goes over to the front door, grabs the leash, and we're off. We aren't even half a block from the house when she decides to take a massive dump!!!! Geezus!!! Like I said, this happens every time!!! I think dogs have an extra organ in their body, just to make poop on demand when they go on walks. Probably some Darwinian, evolutionary development as they became domesticated! Just to show their "owners" who really is in charge. 4 comments from 4 users
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posted by
Grampsdon
on Apr 20, 2008 at 04:26 PM
Our golden retriever Goldie does the same thing. She poops in her yard everyday, but if I take her to the Riverside Park, she will grunt and strain, just to get out a little sliver. Enough to make me stoop down and clean it up. It's a dogs world and they rule.
posted by
AnnieLWhite
on Apr 20, 2008 at 09:17 PM
"acceptable to me in my old age"
YOURE NOT OLD! LOL
STOP IT! posted by
twinkie
on Apr 20, 2008 at 10:53 PM
I can do ONE mile in thirty minutes. ha. Acceptable to me. Regardless of my old age. tee hee. Dogs and crap.. at least you pick it up. A lot of people just leave in, even if it's in their neighbors yard. NO SHAME! posted by
an1ok1joe
on Apr 21, 2008 at 12:58 AM
Well dogs that start moving that are healthy have other things that start moving a natural reation. Wish i could run but it's been a long time and when I could my chest felt like it was on fire, I can walk a really fast 5 k though
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