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I am looking for paintings and sketches from locals to feature in the next Bakotopia magazine.  If you would like to submit something, contact me and we'll check out your stuff.  The sooner you contact me the better.  : }

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Who is coming to the Bakotopia mag 1 year anniversary bash at Chuys (SW) on May 3rd?

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I am going to have to agree with Denise Ornelas’ advice on breast implants that “whatever size you choose – go a size bigger!”  Because to me, there is nothing more appealing then a monstrous set of gaudy, fake breasts standing at attention like a pair Nazis on the march to make you both respect and desire a woman.  Although I mean no disrespect to my fellow Bakotopian, I have to strongly disagree with her perspective on plastic surgery and breast implants in particular.  Having worked in customer service for long enough (especially when half of the experience has come from the Mall), you can’t help but come into contact with a number of women who prefer less to wear make up than to apply an entire coating of paint to their bodies.  And there is no small number of that population that has opted to go under the scalpel for a purdy new pair.  Maybe I am alone in this, but this synthetic image does not appeal to me as much as women seem to think.  And it is all the more depressing when not only do I have to witness a mass delusion regarding what is ‘beautiful’, but also that I, as a man, have to bear the brunt of responsibility for the objectification of women. 

 

The secret is out!  Men tend to like big boobs!  Does that mean a woman has to go spend thousands of dollars (of her or his money) and days of recovery just to have a bigger pair?  Is there that much emphasis placed on how well endowed a woman is that the thought should even cross her mind?  Lots of men tend to like action movies, does that mean that women need to learn how to work explosives?  That would be damn cool, but it would not be worth the singed eyebrows and the potential loss of limbs just for the sake of a statistical trend. 

 

Another secret is out too: there are a number of guys who will go to great lengths for sex, even if they have no interest in a relationship.  Chemicals are tricky.  That is the attention though, that is the ‘confidence’, that is the ‘sexy’ that it exudes.  Nothing more than a temporarily satiated, but deeply rooted self-loathing that will never be resolved with a scalpel.  And realize, there are many guys who share this same feeling of inadequacy.  Watch late night television and count how many Enzyte, Extenz, and other “natural male enhancement” formulas pop up during every commercial break.  It’s all a marketing ploy to get you to feel bad enough about yourself to allow another to make you think you feel good.    

 

Sexuality is not the same thing as empowerment.  Fake breasts do no equate to respect.  To me there is a difference between pain being beauty and pain warping beauty.  We are seeing this in a generation of emotionally scarred or socially unaware individuals who put states like “being fat” as one of the worst things they could imagine.  What about a personality that does not feel the incessant need to self-sacrifice for the sake of something as trivial and varied as beauty?  Develop the inner self and inner pride, don’t hack away at the outer self and induce chemical pride.  That’s just cheating. 

 * Edit:  The woman in the photo was not just a random "Plastic Surgery gone wrong" photo, it is actually Helen Gurley Brown, former Cosmo editor in cheif. 

Secondly, I also would like to elaborate on this statement:

"Men tend to like big boobs!  Does that mean a woman has to go spend thousands of dollars (of her or his money) and days of recovery just to have a bigger pair?"

I addressed only men's influence there because of the nature of that syllogism.  But in reality, women are just as guilty of influencing the impossible (and I still say lacking in beauty) image standards that are pressed today.  Its a co-op effort people.

 

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I found this article in TIME magazine, it states a lot of what I've been saying about corn ethanol and more than I had even guessed.  Read away.

 

Hyped as an eco-friendly fuel, ethanol increases global warming, destroys forests and inflates food prices. So why are we subsidizing it?

From his Cessna a mile above the southern Amazon, John Carter looks down on the destruction of the world's greatest ecological jewel. He watches men converting rain forest into cattle pastures and soybean fields with bulldozers and chains. He sees fires wiping out such gigantic swaths of jungle that scientists now debate the "savannization" of the Amazon. Brazil just announced that deforestation is on track to double this year; Carter, a Texas cowboy with all the subtlety of a chainsaw, says it's going to get worse fast. "It gives me goose bumps," says Carter, who founded a nonprofit to promote sustainable ranching on the Amazon frontier. "It's like witnessing a rape."

The Amazon was the chic eco-cause of the 1990s, revered as an incomparable storehouse of biodiversity. It's been overshadowed lately by global warming, but the Amazon rain forest happens also to be an incomparable storehouse of carbon, the very carbon that heats up the planet when it's released into the atmosphere. Brazil now ranks fourth in the world in carbon emissions, and most of its emissions come from deforestation. Carter is not a man who gets easily spooked--he led a reconnaissance unit in Desert Storm, and I watched him grab a small anaconda with his bare hands in Brazil--but he can sound downright panicky about the future of the forest. "You can't protect it. There's too much money to be made tearing it down," he says. "Out here on the frontier, you really see the market at work."

This land rush is being accelerated by an unlikely source: biofuels. An explosion in demand for farm-grown fuels has raised global crop prices to record highs, which is spurring a dramatic expansion of Brazilian agriculture, which is invading the Amazon at an increasingly alarming rate.

Propelled by mounting anxieties over soaring oil costs and climate change, biofuels have become the vanguard of the green-tech revolution, the trendy way for politicians and corporations to show they're serious about finding alternative sources of energy and in the process slowing global warming. The U.S. quintupled its production of ethanol--ethyl alcohol, a fuel distilled from plant matter--in the past decade, and Washington has just mandated another fivefold increase in renewable fuels over the next decade. Europe has similarly aggressive biofuel mandates and subsidies, and Brazil's filling stations no longer even offer plain gasoline. Worldwide investment in biofuels rose from $5 billion in 1995 to $38 billion in 2005 and is expected to top $100 billion by 2010, thanks to investors like Richard Branson and George Soros, GE and BP, Ford and Shell, Cargill and the Carlyle Group. Renewable fuels has become one of those motherhood-and-apple-pie catchphrases, as unobjectionable as the troops or the middle class.

But several new studies show the biofuel boom is doing exactly the opposite of what its proponents intended: it's dramatically accelerating global warming, imperiling the planet in the name of saving it. Corn ethanol, always environmentally suspect, turns out to be environmentally disastrous. Even cellulosic ethanol made from switchgrass, which has been promoted by eco-activists and eco-investors as well as by President Bush as the fuel of the future, looks less green than oil-derived gasoline.

Meanwhile, by diverting grain and oilseed crops from dinner plates to fuel tanks, biofuels are jacking up world food prices and endangering the hungry. The grain it takes to fill an SUV tank with ethanol could feed a person for a year. Harvests are being plucked to fuel our cars instead of ourselves. The U.N.'s World Food Program says it needs $500 million in additional funding and supplies, calling the rising costs for food nothing less than a global emergency. Soaring corn prices have sparked tortilla riots in Mexico City, and skyrocketing flour prices have destabilized Pakistan, which wasn't exactly tranquil when flour was affordable.

Biofuels do slightly reduce dependence on imported oil, and the ethanol boom has created rural jobs while enriching some farmers and agribusinesses. But the basic problem with most biofuels is amazingly simple, given that researchers have ignored it until now: using land to grow fuel leads to the destruction of forests, wetlands and grasslands that store enormous amounts of carbon.

Backed by billions in investment capital, this alarming phenomenon is replicating itself around the world. Indonesia has bulldozed and burned so much wilderness to grow palm oil trees for biodiesel that its ranking among the world's top carbon emitters has surged from 21st to third according to a report by Wetlands International. Malaysia is converting forests into palm oil farms so rapidly that it's running out of uncultivated land. But most of the damage created by biofuels will be less direct and less obvious. In Brazil, for instance, only a tiny portion of the Amazon is being torn down to grow the sugarcane that fuels most Brazilian cars. More deforestation results from a chain reaction so vast it's subtle: U.S. farmers are selling one-fifth of their corn to ethanol production, so U.S. soybean farmers are switching to corn, so Brazilian soybean farmers are expanding into cattle pastures, so Brazilian cattlemen are displaced to the Amazon. It's the remorseless economics of commodities markets. "The price of soybeans goes up," laments Sandro Menezes, a biologist with Conservation International in Brazil, "and the forest comes down."

Deforestation accounts for 20% of all current carbon emissions. So unless the world can eliminate emissions from all other sources--cars, power plants, factories, even flatulent cows--it needs to reduce deforestation or risk an environmental catastrophe. That means limiting the expansion of agriculture, a daunting task as the world's population keeps expanding. And saving forests is probably an impossibility so long as vast expanses of cropland are used to grow modest amounts of fuel. The biofuels boom, in short, is one that could haunt the planet for generations--and it's only getting started.

Why the Amazon Is on Fire

This destructive biofuel dynamic is on vivid display in Brazil, where a Rhode Island--size chunk of the Amazon was deforested in the second half of 2007 and even more was degraded by fire. Some scientists believe fires are now altering the local microclimate and could eventually reduce the Amazon to a savanna or even a desert. "It's approaching a tipping point," says ecologist Daniel Nepstad of the Woods Hole Research Center.

I spent a day in the Amazon with the Kamayura tribe, which has been forced by drought to replant its crops five times this year. The tribesmen I met all complained about hacking coughs and stinging eyes from the constant fires and the disappearance of the native plants they use for food, medicine and rituals. The Kamayura had virtually no contact with whites until the 1960s; now their forest is collapsing around them. Their chief, Kotok, a middle-aged man with an easy smile and Three Stooges hairdo that belie his fierce authority, believes that's no coincidence. "We are people of the forest, and the whites are destroying our home," says Kotok, who wore a ceremonial beaded belt, a digital watch, a pair of flip-flops and nothing else. "It's all because of money."

Kotok knows nothing about biofuels. He's more concerned about his tribe's recent tendency to waste its precious diesel-powered generator watching late-night soap operas. But he's right. Deforestation can be a complex process; for example, land reforms enacted by Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva have attracted slash-and-burn squatters to the forest, and "use it or lose it" incentives have spurred some landowners to deforest to avoid redistribution.

The basic problem is that the Amazon is worth more deforested than it is intact. Carter, who fell in love with the region after marrying a Brazilian and taking over her father's ranch, says the rate of deforestation closely tracks commodity prices on the Chicago Board of Trade. "It's just exponential right now because the economics are so good," he says. "Everything tillable or grazeable is gouged out and cleared."

That the destruction is taking place in Brazil is sadly ironic, given that the nation is also an exemplar of the allure of biofuels. Sugar growers here have a greener story to tell than do any other biofuel producers. They provide 45% of Brazil's fuel (all cars in the country are able to run on ethanol) on only 1% of its arable land. They've reduced fertilizer use while increasing yields, and they convert leftover biomass into electricity. Marcos Jank, the head of their trade group, urges me not to lump biofuels together: "Grain is good for bread, not for cars. But sugar is different." Jank expects production to double by 2015 with little effect on the Amazon. "You'll see the expansion on cattle pastures and the Cerrado," he says.

So far, he's right. There isn't much sugar in the Amazon. But my next stop was the Cerrado, south of the Amazon, an ecological jewel in its own right. The Amazon gets the ink, but the Cerrado is the world's most biodiverse savanna, with 10,000 species of plants, nearly half of which are found nowhere else on earth, and more mammals than the African bush. In the natural Cerrado, I saw toucans and macaws, puma tracks and a carnivorous flower that lures flies by smelling like manure. The Cerrado's trees aren't as tall or dense as the Amazon's, so they don't store as much carbon, but the region is three times the size of Texas, so it stores its share.

At least it did, before it was transformed by the march of progress--first into pastures, then into sugarcane and soybean fields. In one field I saw an array of ovens cooking trees into charcoal, spewing Cerrado's carbon into the atmosphere; those ovens used to be ubiquitous, but most of the trees are gone. I had to travel hours through converted Cerrado to see a 96-acre (39 hectare) sliver of intact Cerrado, where a former shopkeeper named Lauro Barbosa had spent his life savings for a nature preserve. "The land prices are going up, up, up," Barbosa told me. "My friends say I'm a fool, and my wife almost divorced me. But I wanted to save something before it's all gone."

The environmental cost of this cropland creep is now becoming apparent. One groundbreaking new study in Science concluded that when this deforestation effect is taken into account, corn ethanol and soy biodiesel produce about twice the emissions of gasoline. Sugarcane ethanol is much cleaner, and biofuels created from waste products that don't gobble up land have real potential, but even cellulosic ethanol increases overall emissions when its plant source is grown on good cropland. "People don't want to believe renewable fuels could be bad," says the lead author, Tim Searchinger, a Princeton scholar and former Environmental Defense attorney. "But when you realize we're tearing down rain forests that store loads of carbon to grow crops that store much less carbon, it becomes obvious."

The growing backlash against biofuels is a product of the law of unintended consequences. It may seem obvious now that when biofuels increase demand for crops, prices will rise and farms will expand into nature. But biofuel technology began on a small scale, and grain surpluses were common. Any ripples were inconsequential. When the scale becomes global, the outcome is entirely different, which is causing cheerleaders for biofuels to recalibrate. "We're all looking at the numbers in an entirely new way," says the Natural Resources Defense Council's Nathanael Greene, whose optimistic "Growing Energy" report in 2004 helped galvanize support for biofuels among green groups.

Several of the most widely cited experts on the environmental benefits of biofuels are warning about the environmental costs now that they've recognized the deforestation effect. "The situation is a lot more challenging than a lot of us thought," says University of California, Berkeley, professor Alexander Farrell, whose 2006 Science article calculating the emissions reductions of various ethanols used to be considered the definitive analysis. The experts haven't given up on biofuels; they're calling for better biofuels that won't trigger massive carbon releases by displacing wildland. Robert Watson, the top scientist at the U.K.'s Department for the Environment, recently warned that mandating more biofuel usage--as the European Union is proposing--would be "insane" if it increases greenhouse gases. But the forces that biofuels have unleashed--political, economic, social--may now be too powerful to constrain.

America the Bio-Foolish

The best place to see this is America's biofuel mecca: Iowa. Last year fewer than 2% of U.S. gas stations offered ethanol, and the country produced 7 billion gal. (26.5 billion L) of biofuel, which cost taxpayers at least $8 billion in subsidies. But on Nov. 6, at a biodiesel plant in Newton, Iowa, Hillary Rodham Clinton unveiled an eye-popping plan that would require all stations to offer ethanol by 2017 while mandating 60 billion gal. (227 billion L) by 2030. "This is the fuel for a much brighter future!" she declared. Barack Obama immediately criticized her--not for proposing such an expansive plan but for failing to support ethanol before she started trolling for votes in Iowa's caucuses.

If biofuels are the new dotcoms, Iowa is Silicon Valley, with 53,000 jobs and $1.8 billion in income dependent on the industry. The state has so many ethanol distilleries under construction that it's poised to become a net importer of corn. That's why biofuel-pandering has become virtually mandatory for presidential contenders. John McCain was the rare candidate who vehemently opposed ethanol as an outrageous agribusiness boondoggle, which is why he skipped Iowa in 2000. But McCain learned his lesson in time for this year's caucuses. By 2006 he was calling ethanol a "vital alternative energy source."

Members of Congress love biofuels too, not only because so many dream about future Iowa caucuses but also because so few want to offend the farm lobby, the most powerful force behind biofuels on Capitol Hill. Ethanol isn't about just Iowa or even the Midwest anymore. Plants are under construction in New York, Georgia, Oregon and Texas, and the ethanol boom's effect on prices has helped lift farm incomes to record levels nationwide.

Someone is paying to support these environmentally questionable industries: you. In December, President Bush signed a bipartisan energy bill that will dramatically increase support to the industry while mandating 36 billion gal. (136 billion L) of biofuel by 2022. This will provide a huge boost to grain markets.

Why is so much money still being poured into such a misguided enterprise? Like the scientists and environmentalists, many politicians genuinely believe biofuels can help decrease global warming. It makes intuitive sense: cars emit carbon no matter what fuel they burn, but the process of growing plants for fuel sucks some of that carbon out of the atmosphere. For years, the big question was whether those reductions from carbon sequestration outweighed the "life cycle" of carbon emissions from farming, converting the crops to fuel and transporting the fuel to market. Researchers eventually concluded that yes, biofuels were greener than gasoline. The improvements were only about 20% for corn ethanol because tractors, petroleum-based fertilizers and distilleries emitted lots of carbon. But the gains approached 90% for more efficient fuels, and advocates were confident that technology would progressively increase benefits.

There was just one flaw in the calculation: the studies all credited fuel crops for sequestering carbon, but no one checked whether the crops would ultimately replace vegetation and soils that sucked up even more carbon. It was as if the science world assumed biofuels would be grown in parking lots. The deforestation of Indonesia has shown that's not the case. It turns out that the carbon lost when wilderness is razed overwhelms the gains from cleaner-burning fuels. A study by University of Minnesota ecologist David Tilman concluded that it will take more than 400 years of biodiesel use to "pay back" the carbon emitted by directly clearing peat lands to grow palm oil; clearing grasslands to grow corn for ethanol has a payback period of 93 years. The result is that biofuels increase demand for crops, which boosts prices, which drives agricultural expansion, which eats forests. Searchinger's study concluded that overall, corn ethanol has a payback period of about 167 years because of the deforestation it triggers.

Not every kernel of corn diverted to fuel will be replaced. Diversions raise food prices, so the poor will eat less. That's the reason a U.N. food expert recently called agrofuels a "crime against humanity." Lester Brown of the Earth Policy Institute says that biofuels pit the 800 million people with cars against the 800 million people with hunger problems. Four years ago, two University of Minnesota researchers predicted the ranks of the hungry would drop to 625 million by 2025; last year, after adjusting for the inflationary effects of biofuels, they increased their prediction to 1.2 billion.

Industry advocates say that as farms increase crop yields, as has happened throughout history, they won't need as much land. They'll use less energy, and they'll use farm waste to generate electricity. To which Searchinger says: Wonderful! But growing fuel is still an inefficient use of good cropland. Strange as it sounds, we're better off growing food and drilling for oil. Sure, we should conserve fuel and buy efficient cars, but we should keep filling them with gas if the alternatives are dirtier.

The lesson behind the math is that on a warming planet, land is an incredibly precious commodity, and every acre used to generate fuel is an acre that can't be used to generate the food needed to feed us or the carbon storage needed to save us. Searchinger acknowledges that biofuels can be a godsend if they don't use arable land. Possible feedstocks include municipal trash, agricultural waste, algae and even carbon dioxide, although none of the technologies are yet economical on a large scale. Tilman even holds out hope for fuel crops--he's been experimenting with Midwestern prairie grasses--as long as they're grown on "degraded lands" that can no longer support food crops or cattle.

Changing the Incentives

That's certainly not what's going on in Brazil. There's a frontier feel to the southern Amazon right now. Gunmen go by names like Lizard and Messiah, and Carter tells harrowing stories about decapitations and castrations and hostages. Brazil has remarkably strict environmental laws--in the Amazon, landholders are permitted to deforest only 20% of their property--but there's not much law enforcement. I left Kotok to see Blairo Maggi, who is not only the soybean king of the world, with nearly half a million acres (200,000 hectares) in the province of Mato Grosso, but also the region's governor. "It's like your Wild West right now," Maggi says. "There's no money for enforcement, so people do what they want."

Maggi has been a leading pioneer on the Brazilian frontier, and it irks him that critics in the U.S.--which cleared its forests and settled its frontier 125 years ago but still provides generous subsidies to its farmers--attack him for doing the same thing except without subsidies and with severe restrictions on deforestation. Imagine Iowa farmers agreeing to keep 80%--or even 20%--of their land in native prairie grass. "You make us sound like bandits," Maggi tells me. "But we want to achieve what you achieved in America. We have the same dreams for our families. Are you afraid of the competition?"

Maggi got in trouble recently for saying he'd rather feed a child than save a tree, but he's come to recognize the importance of the forest. "Now I want to feed a child and save a tree," he says with a grin. But can he do all that and grow fuel for the world as well? "Ah, now you've hit the nail on the head." Maggi says the biofuel boom is making him richer, but it's also making it harder to feed children and save trees. "There are many mouths to feed, and nobody's invented a chip to create protein without growing crops," says his pal Homero Pereira, a congressman who is also the head of Mato Grosso's farm bureau. "If you don't want us to tear down the forest, you better pay us to leave it up!"

Everyone I interviewed in Brazil agreed: the market drives behavior, so without incentives to prevent deforestation, the Amazon is doomed. It's unfair to ask developing countries not to develop natural areas without compensation. Anyway, laws aren't enough. Carter tried confronting ranchers who didn't obey deforestation laws and nearly got killed; now his nonprofit is developing certification programs to reward eco-sensitive ranchers. "People see the forest as junk," he says. "If you want to save it, you better open your pocketbook. Plus, you might not get shot."

The trouble is that even if there were enough financial incentives to keep the Amazon intact, high commodity prices would encourage deforestation elsewhere. And government mandates to increase biofuel production are going to boost commodity prices, which will only attract more investment. Until someone invents that protein chip, it's going to mean the worst of everything: higher food prices, more deforestation and more emissions.

Advocates are always careful to point out that biofuels are only part of the solution to global warming, that the world also needs more energy-efficient lightbulbs and homes and factories and lifestyles. And the world does need all those things. But the world is still going to be fighting an uphill battle until it realizes that right now, biofuels aren't part of the solution at all. They're part of the problem.

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Days one person could be fed on the corn needed to fill an ethanol-fueled SUV

$100 billion

Estimated size of 2010 biofuel market

750,000

Acres of Brazilian rain forest lost in the last six months of 2007 (equal to the area of Rhode Island)

Can biofuels reduce global warming?

Only sugarcane-based ethanol is efficient enough to cut emissions by more than it takes to produce the fuel. The rest of the "green fuels" are net carbon emitters

Could the U.S. run on biofuel?

The U.S. leads the world in corn and soybean production, but even if 100% of both crops were turned into fuel, it would be enough to offset just 20% of on-road fuel consumption

How U.S. Farmers Contribute To Deforestation in Brazil

FOOD TO FUEL One-fifth of the U.S. corn crop is diverted to more than 100 ethanol refineries. The increased demand boosts the price of corn to record levels.

FIELD CHANGE Eager to cash in, many U.S. soybean growers switch to planting corn, which is pricier. Soybean prices rise as supplies shrink.

RIPPLE EFFECTS To meet global demand for soybeans, farmers in Brazil are expanding into fields previously used as cattle pasturelands. Displaced ranchers, in turn, clear new grazing lands in the Amazon rain forest or the Cerrado savanna, releasing carbon.

Comparing the Biofuel Powerhouses

IOWA More than 50,000 jobs and $2 billion in income depend on turning corn into fuel. Iowa produced nearly 2 billion gal. of ethanol last year, 30% of the U.S. total

BRAZIL Hailed as the global biofuel success story, the country produces 5 billion gal. of sugarcane ethanol, enough to supply 45% of its transportation-fuel demands

 

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I had a wonderful chance to meet the members of Jimmy Eat World and Paramore yesterday during their stop here with power-pop newcomers Paramore.  Me and the group of fortunates were led down Korn Row behind the Rabobank Arena to J.E.W.'s tour bus.  The process was pretty simple.  They handed each person a glossy photo and the band came out and signed each bit of paraphernalia.  Guitarist Tom Linton and Bassist Rick Burch took some time to talk with me.  It is always surprising when you come into contact with somebody famous you admire and it turns out that they are prepared to talk to you about anything.  I expected the typical “Hey, thanks for signing this” followed by the “Best be on our way!” pattern, but after having Tom Linton pause for a moment expecting dialogue to take place, it caught me off guard.  You always wish there was something a bit more memorable to be said than “Yeah, so you guys play music eh?” 

 

The Paramore situation was a bit different.  My group was led down a dark corridor to a room where we were instructed to wait in line outside of the door while they finished prepping.  It was very interesting to see the difference between the ways the two groups were handled.  After waiting for a good thirty minutes for unknown reasons, we were briefed before entering Paramore’s temporary dwelling.  A stocky, stubble faced badged member of the crew laid down the protocol for the meeting.  “No hugs, One item signed per person, and if you have a camera, step to the side and we will take ONE picture for you!”  Apparently these teens get overwhelmed by signing their names to two objects for one person.  It felt like we were about to meet a reluctant president who was just trying to keep up with PR. “No talking, single file line, no eye contact, you will address them as Ma’am or Sir and refrain from using non-threatening colloquialisms or terms of endearment!  You may say ‘Thank you sir, good luck Ma’am!’ and these will be the only phrases permitted.” 

 

The room itself was dimly lit when and we were rustled in to form a line at the far end of the table.  It was reminiscent of a lunch line where you laid your tray on the metal bit and it was slid along to accumulate the rations of food available.  To be fair though, the band themselves didn’t seem to be the purveyor of the rigid protocol.  I got a picture with the band, but apparently my Sony Cybershot’s claim of “reduced blur” meant “reduced to a fast blur versus a really fast blur”.  I’m also not very photogenic, and when you mix that with a fear that you will get tackled if you seem enthused pictures don’t seem to capture the moment.  And although I’m not a big fan of Paramore’s music, I used my access to hook a friend and fan up.   

 

The show itself was great.  Dear and the Headlights put on a decent performance, with a sound that reminded me of Connor Oberst if he were happy for once.  Paramore, as the co-headliner- was given equal stage production privileges to Jimmy Eat World that made the opening number pretty exciting.  The drummer cranked out anticipation in a beat while a huge “Paramore” sign was raised behind him.  The rest of the band quickly filed out.  The band’s energy was high, and singer Hayley Williams was very intent on getting the crowd involved in the show.  Following a strong open, Paramore’s set felt a bit bland but did end strong.  I call that the horseshoe format – starts at the top, dips down and then picks back up.  Although there was a lot of energy exhibited by the band, it was still clear at times that they are young and have a lot to craft their set around.

 

Jimmy Eat World put on an amazing performance –definitely the professionals of the night.  Grabbing material both old and new, there was no time wasted during the opening where they cranked through three songs, beginning with ‘Big Casino’.  Bleed American material was definitely a crowd pleaser, with nods given to a couple Clarity songs, and even one piece from Static Prevails.  Futures got its stage time as well. A quick encore left fans with a beautifully performed “Hear You Me” as well as finisher “The Middle.”    There were moments where back to back songs revealed a bit of generic formulism, but those moments were no doubt exceptions to the rest of the material, giving Jimmy Eat World a strong and energized performance. 

 


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