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Close your eyes and imagine …
Sabotage by the Beastie Boys is blaring from a newer model compact car as it rips into a parking garage and skids to a halt taking up two parking spaces … you still hear the music as your beloved Cubicle Dweller steps from the vehicle wearing her black trench coat, hair pulled up, some softly falling into her face, dark sunglasses shading her eyes, and 3 inch black heels. She lights up a cigarette, reaches into the car and pulls out a gun. In front of the office doors she takes one more drag, flicks the cigarette, and storms in swiftly taking each obnoxious co-worker out – with a paintball gun loaded with red pellets. Hehe, I can close my eyes and imagine them looking up in surprise, some falling backwards as they are hit. Hahah! If this was a short film, I think it would be best in black in white, with only the red splats in color. 2 comments from 2 users
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posted by
twinkie
on Jun 27, 2007 at 11:09 PM
holy shit. I think you're due for some R & R girl. ha.
posted by
Bitchbert
on Jun 28, 2007 at 12:48 PM
Better bring xtra pellets....
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