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Cubicle does not start with "P"
This morning as I sat down and turned my computer on, almost immediately a smell invaded my nostrils and made my stomach turn. I thought to myself, "What is that?!" Loudly I said, "Something is stinky" My boss replied, "Sorry." I joked, "Listen, I know you like to party like a Rock Star on the weekends but that doesn't mean you can ignore your personal hygiene." I think someone urinated in my cubicle. There is a horrible smell that only I seem to be able to smell. I made my boss sit here and he can't smell anything, but it smells like one of those nasty bathrooms on Route 66. Oh gawd I hope it's not coming from my keyboard ... ew ew ew! I'm going to have to wipe this whole place down with sani wipes now. 6 comments from 5 users
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posted by
twinkie
on Jul 2, 2007 at 12:11 PM
posted by
dweaver3
on Jul 2, 2007 at 12:48 PM
posted by
twinkie
on Jul 2, 2007 at 01:02 PM
They fired this guy and I think filed some sort of charges against him but I'm not sure. He worked at a city college. Those teachers are freaks I tell yah. just kidding.... posted by
Grampsdon
on Jul 2, 2007 at 04:21 PM
posted by
CubicleDweller
on Jul 3, 2007 at 10:46 AM
Twinkie, I laughed at that ... teachers are freakin nutty, or are driven completely nutty. Grampsdon, I remember the under the bleachers at the ball park smell ... used to watch the Bakersfield Dodgers with my Uncle, sometimes I'd get bored and run off to play. Hmm vinegar, yes, it is a wonder cure. You can mix it with alcohol and spray it on aching joints to help relieve the pain. After I sprayed my keyboard down the smell disappeared ... I scrubbed my hands thoroughly with scalding hot water. posted by
Bitchbert
on Jul 3, 2007 at 11:38 AM
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