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CubicleDweller - > Diary of a Corporate Slave -> An apple a day keeps the doctor away ...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away ...

Unless you are chewing it with your mouth open and your co-worker jumps across her cubicle and rips you apart.

Freakin pig.  No, it's not the Gerbil today ... instead it's Chatty ... but she's the one with the worst eating habits anyway.  It's so annoying, even eating oatmeal is a loud task for her.

Disgusting.  Hopefully my mom gets here soon with lunch so I can run to the break room and escape.

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Topics: co-workers, eating, slob, pig, Work, cubicle
posted by CubicleDweller on Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 11:35 AM
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posted by twinkie on Jan 19, 2007 at 12:23 PM

One time I was talking on the phone with my honey and he said, "damn... you're making love to that gum, aren't you?" I'm like "hu?" I'd forgotten I was chewing gum. I guess I chew loudly?

I don't eat at my desk though. It's against company policy. We can only eat in the break room.

posted by CubicleDweller on Jan 19, 2007 at 12:29 PM

I'm going to steal his line for the next time my co-worker calls me and is snapping and smacking.  Haha!

 

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