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My trip back to hell Withdrawals are fun - not. Would you like sprinkles on that too? Fire in the hole! Movin' On Up! Are you the only one up here? Is there a party going on? A pink slip? Thank you! It’s just my size! Stuck on stupid ... Desperation is ... September 06 October 06 November 06 December 06 January 07 February 07 March 07 April 07 May 07 June 07 July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08 November 08 December 08 January 09 February 09 March 09 April 09 May 09 June 09 July 09 August 09 September 09 October 09 November 09 December 09 January 10 February 10 March 10
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Fire in the hole!
Our restroom has 3 stalls, the first you have to be careful to latch it correctly - I found this out one afternoon when I pushed the door open to see a woman sitting on the toilet texting someone. As I took my seat in the middle stall she began explaining through the partition that it was a tricky latch and "some people read books while they use the toilet, I text people", okay ... I did not need to know that. The 3rd stall is the handicap stall, so unless the other two are occupied I won't use that one. The middle stall, the stall I landed in that afternoon has an exploding toilet. The white porcelain bowl looked harmless enough until I stood up, zipped up, and then flushed it with my foot ... BLOOOSH BLOOSH BLOOOOSH!!!!! GURGLE GLUGGLE!!!!! and there I stood covered in toilet mist. You know how many germs and bacteria are in that lovely Eau de Toilette? Enough to make your skin crawl if you suddenly feel wet mist on your lips. For some reason I continued using that stall, even when the 1st was not occupied ... the previous tenant's conversation led me to believe it didn't lock. So each trip, I'd stand, zip up, open the door, stretch my leg as far as it would reach, turn my head away from the toilet, then flush with my foot and bolt toward the sinks. After maybe 2 or 3 weeks I once again visited the restroom and since the middle stall was occupied I decided to use the 1st stall. I was elated to find that the door does indeed lock, the latch just needs a bit of lubrication and you have to make sure to shut the door all the way. So I can finally use the toilet and not have to do a crazy balancing act and duck like a mad fool every time I flush.
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