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Toilet Talk
So we all know how much I hate people talking to me while I'm on the john. Today I walked into the restroom at the same time as the head honcho, I'm talking THE boss of the top floor. I step into my stall, she steps into the next and immediately strikes up a conversation! I'm a little shocked, this woman rarely has ever spoken a word to me, and today she wants to strike up a friendly conversation while we piss together? Ooh, I'm her new pee buddy. I thought she'd stop after the first sentence and my 2 word answer, I mean, I didn't want to be rude, it was THE boss ... but still, lady I'm taking a piss here. I silently yelled "SHUT UP!" with as much emphasis in my face as I could muster. She continued conversing with me while we zipped up our pants, flushed the toilets, and even while washing our hands! Then away she went. Hmm, guess I'm her dirty little secret, hahaha! 3 comments from 2 users
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posted by
twinkie
on Feb 13, 2007 at 10:08 AM
What did you guys talk about? When I go to the bathroom with a friend I always talk but only so they can't hear me pee... or in case I accidentally fart then they can't hear it or they will NEVER let me live it down. hahah just kidding. sorta.
posted by
CubicleDweller
on Feb 13, 2007 at 10:17 AM
The entire conversation revolved around a can of Lysol. How when you walk in and go around the corner the first thing you see is a can of lysol on the counter. That she keeps moving it to the other side of the counter and putting the decorative basket she filled with nice lotions and soaps in place of it. She kept going on about how the janitor must be moving it, how frustrating it is after she's made it so pretty in there (which she has, it was a surprise to one day walk into the sterile bathroom and see a wicker mirror with one of those half round tables below it against the wall and a plant on it. Then on the counter a fake orchid in a nice pot and a wicker basket with static reducer spray, lotion, etc). As I was finishing up I actually cracked a joke ... "Well, maybe we can make a decorative cover for it" That's about the longest sentence I spoke. She laughed and said "Someone might be able to crochet one!" posted by
twinkie
on Feb 13, 2007 at 10:35 AM
I bet she snuck in a couple of farts during that Lysol conversation. hahaha. I crack myself up.
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