Didn't take my meds today, forgot, how unfortunate.  Now I want to toss all the people, who have for some reason decided to eat chips for breakfast, out the windows.

I stomped off to the bathroom, coffee is running through me, I also just needed to get away.  I like washing my hands, the warm water running over them relaxes me.  While I'm standing the Skeksi from the other side walks in.  She announces that there's birthday cake on their side. 

Then she states "I got icing on my boob"

I shot a sideways glance in the mirror and replied "Well, that's one way to start a party"

Skeksi then told me how so and so has her birthday 2 months before her, and she gets to tease her for 2 months that she's now older.  Then she told me how she'd told my friend on the other side that that is what happens when you are 54, your boobs hang into the cake ...

"But Cubicle Dweller, you'll never have that problem"

I think she was trying to be nice, but I just looked up into the mirror and thought "Yeah, because I have little boobs".  Then I had a fleeting thought of how little boobs can become long sagging boobs, and flop like bunny ears.

Aww, the comic relief I needed.