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CubicleDweller - > Diary of a Corporate Slave -> What's a Cubicle Dweller to do?
What's a Cubicle Dweller to do?

Yesterday I read that PETA would be protesting in the nude downtown.  Today I told my bosses about the protest and they said, "I didn't get that email, how did you find out?"  I told them that I have my sources.  Mwahahaha!  When the Gerbil asked what PETA was, the Man replied, "People Eating Tasty Animals".  I told him we should make signs and counter protest like the guys did last time. 

So what's a Cubicle Dweller to do?  Walk down and check out the protest of course!  I tried to get Slowpoke to walk down with me on my break, but he was busy.  He told me to check them out for him.  He called my cell at one point and asked if they were pretty.  Unfortunately I didn't have a camera with me, well, except for my camera phone, but that takes crappy photos.  He just had to take my word for it.

When I arrived back to the office The Man and Slowpoke were very curious as to what was going on ... but knew their wives would be angry if they went to look.  Slowpoke even called his wife and asked her, she told him he was crazy.  Then Slowpoke told The Man that he felt like Quizno's.  Suuuure he did.  They convinced the Gerbil to go with them, she protested until they told her Quizno's has broccoli and cheese soup.

About 45 minutes later they returned.  Slowpoke said to me, "You'll never guess what we saw!  There were naked girls protesting the Goodwill!"  The Man showed me a photo he took with his camera phone and said "Yeah, guess what I saw today when I went to Quizno's with Slowpoke and the Gerbil for lunch today?"  The Gerbil said, "Ugh, my stomach hurts, how long until that is supposed to kick in?"

Never a dull moment.

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posted by CubicleDweller on Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 01:49 PM
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posted by twinkie on May 10, 2007 at 03:17 PM
See, maybe she's right and has ulcers. hahaha Or maybe the broccoli and cheese soup made her gas worse.
posted by CubicleDweller on May 10, 2007 at 05:39 PM
I'm going with the broccoli and cheese soup gave her more gas.  I know I sure fart when I eat broccoli or cheese, hahah!
posted by steveeswenson on May 11, 2007 at 06:45 AM
I wouldn't look at PETA twice if they weren't half naked.

But your post gave me a good idea. Next time, I'll order a beef sandwich and talk with them about their synthetic clothes.
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