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I think I need a cigarette ...
First I must introduce Sweet Caroline, an Office Dweller. She likes to belt just that part of the lyrics on a regular basis in a slightly tone deaf voice. "Sweet Caroline BAH BAH BAH SWEET CaroLINE Bah bah bah" Thank god she wasn't in the mood to sing today ... Instead as I enjoyed the last crumbs of my bag of colored fishy crackers I began to hear moaning. I stopped chewing for a moment to make sure I was actually hearing loud drawn out moans coming from the direction of her office ... yep, I was. I went back to chewing my crackers, but even the crunch in my ears couldn't muffle the progressively louder moans. "Uh, uh, UUHHH, OH! UH, UUUUH" Mind you, this animalistic primal noise was penetrating a closed solid wood office door. What was penetrating her? I don't know, and I wasn't about to get up and find out. 2 comments from 2 users
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posted by
twinkie
on May 14, 2007 at 02:39 PM
I have to admit I'm a little jealous. This Monday sucks. I could use a little ... ummm.. well, uh..... a cigarette.
posted by
CubicleDweller
on Jun 5, 2007 at 12:33 PM
Oh man and I just used it a minute ago, didn't wash my hands and am now diving into a bag of chips!
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