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GayinOh8 - > A Shift in the Fabric of Bakerality -> Terrorist Driver in Bakersfield
Terrorist Driver in Bakersfield

I am getting so fed up with the driving habits of some people. The woman who drives the car pictured ought to have her license revoked immediately! After blazing past myself and a dozen other cars at break-neck speeds she cut me off with barely a foot a clearance and no turn signal. I honked only to receive the middle digit for my concern. Interestingly enough I recognized the frizzy, over-bleached, white/blonde hair as that of a "waitress" (coughpoledancercough) from my one and only visit to The Tilted Kilt. And wouldn't you know it? That is where she pulled off into. Must've been late for her shift or something.

Sorry, folks, but these driving habits need to be addressed. So I've taken it upon myself to let everyone know who she is (to the best of my knowledge), what she drives and where she works. Maybe this will get her thinking that her actions do, in fact have consequences.

Oh, and the tattoos, the ones pointing to her cootch... How nice that they match the decals on her windshield. Nice in an oildale Barbie sort of way.

 

 

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Topics: Dangerous Driving, Mad as Hell, Selfish Bitch
posted by GayinOh8 on Monday, September 29, 2008 at 01:11 PM
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posted by twinkie on Sep 29, 2008 at 01:42 PM

DAMN!!! Am I in the wrong business or WHAT? I drive a 2000 Ford Expedition. I could never afford one of those. Maybe I should lose a few pounds and think very HARD about switching careers.

posted by GayinOh8 on Sep 29, 2008 at 02:27 PM

I wouldn't sweat it much. There is very little proof that Oildale Barbie actually afforded this car on her own, much less as a less-than-half-dressed waitress at a crappy restaurant. Chances are she has/had a sugar-daddy or recently retired from the pole with a couple extra bucks and new tits.

ekkhl

posted by AnnieLWhite on Sep 29, 2008 at 02:47 PM

HEY no shit takin about OILDALE!

posted by GayinOh8 on Sep 29, 2008 at 02:51 PM

I think I'm allowed. I live in OH8 and my partner was born/raised in OH8. It's broads like the one I'm ranting about that helps to give Oildale it's reputation. Of course, I do not mean every/all residents of Oildale. Please take no offense.

snrat

posted by twinkie on Sep 29, 2008 at 03:13 PM

Of course you're allowed... LOL 

If Annie can talk shit about Mexicans and their sweet tea, I think you're allowed to talk about half dressed Oildalians that drive nice cars. LOL Right Annie?

posted by twinkie on Sep 29, 2008 at 04:08 PM

besides, how does that song go? It's my bloggy and I can cry if I want to? hehehhehe

posted by GayinOh8 on Sep 29, 2008 at 04:29 PM

 All right, everyone! Stop making me laugh! I'm s'posed to be hating on the faux-rich hoochie-girl, not giggling.

qylgx

posted by piedpiper on Sep 29, 2008 at 05:12 PM

Good for you for taking that photo.   You could always "report" her for "drunk driving" ......

posted by thenovelist on Sep 30, 2008 at 09:54 AM

Citizen journalism at its best right here folks.

posted by GayinOh8 on Sep 30, 2008 at 11:54 AM

 Thank you, N.L.

I'm not out to be the driving nazi. I just want people like "her" to know that there are others "out there" affected by her decisions. I want people to know that some of us are paying attention to our communities. I want people to know that this cannot ever be a completely MYODB society.

Now, more than possibly ever we, as a community of neighbors MUST act in a responsible and accountable manner.

'Nuf sed.

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