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England - Day 7 Cider Fest 2008 Photos from my trip Day 4 in England! Help! I need movers! Charity Work Drinko De Mayo! Attention photographers, dj's, caterers, etc! I want you! HELP! Girl Scout Troop needs to sell remaining cookies! My public service announcement for the day: September 06 October 06 November 06 December 06 January 07 February 07 March 07 April 07 May 07 June 07 July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08
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My public service announcement for the day:
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, vodka, or o ther liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. 1 comments from 1 users
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an1ok1joe
on Mar 8, 2008 at 12:34 AM
Ha ha Ahhh but if we drink tap water we have more immunity to the poop that we come in contact with from others that are sick trying to passing it off to you. Mmm bacterium, what a wonderful soup
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