OMG this is horrible, I'm about to go nuts.  I'm on hold with the Passport Agency hoping to beg for an appointment from a customer service rep since the automated system says the earliest appointment available is the 29th and I need my passport and VISA by the 27th.

What's making this complete f'ing hell?  Well could be the fact I've had to hear the same classical song clip over and over and over again and the fact my co-worker just started smacking an apple.  OVERLOAD!  I

Oh yay, the computer voice said now they estimate my call will be answered in 3-5 minutes.

Not to mention I have a headache, the meds I took are making me very sick to my stomach, I am having a hot flash, and am really freakin tired because I was on the automated Passport hotline for 2 hours last night trying to find an available appointment.  I started at 10 pm - when I was finally able to get into the system due to high call volume.  I practically fell asleep with the phone on my head as I laid in bed to finally be told no appointments were available, to call back and try to get a cancelation!

OMG someone answered!

AUGH!!!!!!!!!  He told me the only option I have is googling "Passport & Visa" and having a company rush it for me!!!!  That's going to cost about $150 on top of the $157 for the passport!!!!!

HELP!!!!