Long story short, we were given a crummy boothing location that was double booked, so we were put into an uncomfortable situation of feeling as if we had to compete with another troop. Girl Scouting is not a competition, it's a sisterhood.

We have 175 boxes of cookies left! They need to be sold by this Friday!

Remember you can only get your favorite Girl Scout Cookies once a year!

Please call Kindra at (661) 900-0695 if you'd like to purchase some yummy Girl Scout Cookies!

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria. 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.  However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, vodka, or o ther liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

(There is no need to thank me for this valuable information...I'm doing it as a public service).