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What's the worst thing about beeing an athiest? (Besides the obvious cause this is only a joke) ----------- "Who the heck do you scream to when you're cumming?" & nbsp; Heck is where people go that don't believe in Gosh....
As a married couple sat in silence in the car after a big argument, they found themselves on a winding road. As they turned around a bend they saw a farm with goats and pigs and cattle just off the road. The wife breaks the silence and says, "Relatives of yours?" Without missing a beat the husband replies, "Yep, In-laws... What's the difference between a Mother-In-Law and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a very busy ditch... Ha ha Ha. Post a comment if you like the jokes... Last night I got thrown out of a casino… Apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table. Women don't want to hear what you think... Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice. There are only two ways to handle a woman... And nobody knows either one of them. I was just telling a buddy that I got a bottle of wine for my mother-in-law... And he said, "WOW what a great trade"... I constantly walk into a room and I can't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.
Did you hear about the dislexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa...
How do you make a cat bark? &n bsp; &nb sp; &nbs p; ; Well you douse him with gasoline and when you light a match he goes.................... (Woooof) & nbsp; Not funny really cause I got a cat today... I had to swerve to get him though.... What do you give an Elephant with diarrhea? A lot of room!!! What's the biggest drawback of the jungle? An elephants foreskin... What's the best thing to ever come out of a penis? The Wrinkles What does a digital camera and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment... This pic is at the top of Yosimite falls look straight down. Notice the pool looks like a speck it's just above the left rim of my ball cap... HAVE YOU EVER CLIMBED UP THERE? A guy goes to a psychiatrist completely nude but wrapped in cellophane (plastic wrap)...
The psychiatrist took one look at him and said, "I can clearly see Your Nuts"
Hey Bako Peeps... It is Saturday by now and you need something to do.... I promise you a great night out at the Le Coruse Rouge on White Lane... If you don't know the place it is almost to Stine Rd heading West. It used to be the old Hush Puppy for the old timers who remember. If you like live music and a few laughs too you should drop in and check out the Noel Emmett Experience. We just plain like to have fun and we enjoy our music.
Some mornings I wake up grouchy.... Other mornings I let her sleep in! While playing golf today I hit 2 good balls... I stepped on a rake... Thanks for the return jokes nice people especially Jessica Alba...
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. Are you crazy? "Yelled the customer, " You have your hand on my steak!" "What?" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?" another one... Okay What is the difference between Humor and Odor? Humor is a Shift of wit... Ha ha ha!!! A lady who took a cab from Beverly Hills to Malibu discovered that she had forgotten her purse. When she got out of the car she said to the driver, "I'm sorry, I don't have any money with me." And she lifted her dress and she said, "Will this do" The cab driver turned around and sighed, " Gee, lady, don't you have anything smaller?" Hey there friends, If you are new to this sight or if you just haven't probed around on it, you should. You can go to the listings tab and find something to do every night. I really enjoy long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. What do you do if a cat spits at you? Turn the grill down... Why don't Lobsters share? They're Shellfish What is Bethoven doing now? Decomposing... Hey ya'll come see us next weekend at the Le Coruse Rouge the 11th on Saturday night... Sammy won't be there but recomends that you show up... These Guys make up the band... Yes they are a bit goofey as you can see. But hey if you can't have fun you are in serious need of a check up from the neck up. Always remember a man is only as old as the woman he feels...
Come join us at the fair we will be performing on Thursday September 20th, Tuesday the 25th and Thursday the 27th... We will post this info again with more detailed info as we approach the dates. Just want you to have the heads up in advance so you look for future blogs and check us out. Our next appearance will be at the Le Coruse Rouge right around the corner. Better find out what's up man even Buckey likes Noel Emmett...
You will be too if you come join us at our next gig...
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