Hey,

Wanna be a zombie? Hectic Films is shooting a zombie movie and we need zombies. As many as we can get! We are also in need of make-up artist with some experance to do zombie make-up. We can't pay you. But this is only a two day gig and the movie will be distrubted to a buttload of film festivals around the globe.

Email us hecticmail@hecticfilms.com!

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Hey Everyone!

Check out all the new stuff at Hectic Films. We got some new gear at our store and some new pictures up from our pointless protest (under the news tab). Please stop by our store and check our new clock, T-shirt, Pillow and a Cute fluffy bunny Killer dog T-shirt. We also are show casing a new film from the very talented film makers Bird Loaf. Check out their new video under our Featured Film Page. All these links should be on the home page on the left side of the website.

http://www.hecticfilms.com  

 Oh yeah and here is a joke for the day to brighten up your week!

The Old Man and the Sea
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off".
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.
"Well..." said the pirate, "That was my first day with the hook."

Here is another!

MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away

WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake

Hey Everyone,

Get your mutha frickin' signs ready!!! The POINTLESS PROTEST 2 is under way!!!!!!! Today at 5:15pm Come down and protest anything you want! Think of the most supidest thing you can think of! This will be filmed for others to view on-line and we will even hook you up with a sticker and a slap in the face! Meet us at the corner of stockdale and california!!!!

Ok we kinda had a bad experince with metacafe.com. The video quality on the site was way better then you tube and you could actaully get paid for views. We found the website through GAGFILMS.COM (which by the way is an awesome website check it out). But when we started uploading videos immedatly after we uploaded them some fools started leaving bad comments.. Some of them were really crappy, but I moved on. I shot the video Cubic-Hell 2 and recently uploaded it. I am not even going to lie. I have had the video on that site for a week and it has over 9,501 views on it. I can't belive it. Anyway the reason for this blog is the fact that now we need 10,000 more views to get paid. So we kinda need a favor…. If you like the video forward the link below to them and tell them to check it out. If you don't like this video feel free to send us a picture of you flipping us off and don't send it to anyone. Please atleast enjoy The wonderful song by The Silence Club which there is probably about a 92.7% chance they are your friend on Bakotopia! Anyway check out the video and forward if you like it and thanks for reading our lame blogs! Peace out all our Bakotopian friends!

In the east a child was born from a man. This child had special gifts. So special that he could see through walls and fly through the air. The only problem with the boy was he had two noses. Because he looked like a freak he had been home schooled most of his laife by his crazy uncle ben. His uncle ben would get drunk and come home with midgets to test the boy's strength. Midgets are usally harder to fight then normal women. They have much faster reflexs. So the boy (we will call him Cola) would win every fight against the drunken midgets. Then while Cola was sleeping a Nome came out of tree and crawled into his ear. The nome was a good nome so he twisted as thoughts in Cola's head to only think good thoughts. Cola then awoke led by "the voice" in his head telling him to stop fighting midgets and start fighting Bed Dagels. Bed was an evil man that controlled the minds of other people and midgets in the town with his hypnotizing white mane (hair). It was a huge bowl cut that would bounce like a floating jelly fish when he walked. So Cola flew through the town in search of the evil Bed Dagels. He flew through the town until he was stopped by a floating Ninja that was high on air freshner. The Ninja told Cola that the teaching he received from his uncle Ben was weak and not strong enough to penerate the cotton ball bastard. Suddenly two ninja midgets popped out of the sides of the floating ninjas neck. The two midget ninjas floated towards Cola. Cola could smell their fear with both noses and he flew into a kick flip that knocked both Ninja's into dust. The floating Ninja then took a hit of his air freshner and……………&helli p;……………&hellip ;………………

Well I started this story if you want you can finish it. Or just move on to the next blog because this one is retarded. And if you got this far into reading it you are probably as bored as I am. Lets see

Hey Everyone,

We just wanted to say thanks to the awesome turnout! 5 people showed up to the protest. However the response was great. We even had a guy sticking his head out of a sunroof and screaming "HECTIC FILMS!". From people honking and laughing hysterically to one person even flipping us off it was great! Let me just say this is a good way to get those things that bug you off your chest or to just make up the most random sign you can think of and watch drivers slow down to try and read it. I could have written anything and these people would have stopped to look. Funny stuff.

Here are some of the signs:

I suck

Honk if you think traffic sucks

Vote ain't a word

Hot tamales 2 for $0.25

I think that we are going to go for round two. Just because it is fun yelling randomly at cars that drive by.. Check back we will be posting the next pointless protest. Hopefully it will be in about 2 weeks on a Tuesday. In the meantime help us out and go to hecticfilms.com and give us your sign idea!

Thanks for watching!

Hectic Films