you are crazy woman... you havent sent me a message in ages man.... you suck... any way...I am turning 21 this Sunday and I am a little intimidated.... I am moving out to an aprtment of my own. Its gonna be an experience to be appreciated and feared.... ahhhh.... goring up.... have any advice for me?

Ray

Advice? hmm...

Bananas are good for hangovers. :) (or potassium pills)

How is my favorite aquaintance doing these days?

Oh man!!! Thats terrible of him! but i must admit i was laughing... sorry...

That's how i also get with them damn scary movies, but unlike you.... i never have the courage to leave, because i'm too scared. What i tend to do is wrap myself in a blanket, even my head, so when the scary parts come, i can cover eyes with the blanket and no one notice the difference...hahaha... i know i'm such a wuzz....

I've pulled a prank on my sister once, and it went terribly wrong.... it was around 9 at night, and i had been gone out to the garage to put somethings away. i was walking past the livingroom window, when saw that it was open, and my sister was sitting there with her back against the window. I thought man, it would be funny if i reached in touched her! i was laughing even before i got to the window, i controlled myself, and i reached my arm in slowly and as i touched her shoulder, i said hey! She jumped up and just crouched on the floor, i couldn't stop laughing, and niether could my parents. She wasn't doing anything she was just still, oh crap what happened was what i was thinking when she didn't move, so i went inside the house (still everyone laughing) and thats when she started crying O_O and she wouldn't stop, but that only made us laugh more... after crying for a while, she stopped, and my mom gave her some tea. Of course i felt bad afterwards, and i got a good beating from her, but i couldn't help myself, i didnt realize something so small would cause her to react like that.

Such vivid writing. I felt like I was there...in the room...joining in with your husband in the uncontrollable laughter. Sorry sister, but that is some funny shiz-nit! The look on your face: "priceless".

Thanks for sharing this story. You have made a Twinkie fan outta me. Can't wait to read the next adventures in the life of a delicious pastry (Twinkies).

C-Ya!

Sal p.

Tragedy... you're TERRIBLE! LOL

Sal, you're FUNNY! :)

Oh man, that would have freaked me out too!

(But you have to admit, that is sorta funny...) SORRY!

Worst prank, 5-man pyramid.  Classic College crap.  Needless to

say I got toothpaste down my pants. LMAO

Still cracking my shit up girlie. ((((hugs))))

Skank

xoxoxoxox

5 Man Pyramid? What's that? And why did you end up with toothpaste down your pants?

*scratches head in confusion

That was SO messed up!!!  OMG I am exactly like you.  I wrote a blog about how scary movies and I don't mix once.  Anyway.  AUGH! 

Once a previous boyfriend who also liked scary movies took me to see Jeepers Creepers.  I was freaked out before going in, just because I knew I wouldn't have a blanket or pillow to hide my face in at the scary parts.  Instead I look like an ass plugging my ears to block out the "suspense" sounds and putting my hand over my face.  I made it through the entire film, including yelling at the characters for going back and forth over the dude, duh, just DRIVE!

So we are driving away, windows down, I had actually lit up a cig just because I was that tense.  I'm trying to relax, he's going the back way out past JC Penny's and all those bushes along that back fence when CLANG BAM!  We hit one of those metal hole covers and it made such a horrific noise.  I just burst into tears.

Another time I was watching Aracnophobia, it was broad daylight mind you, and I wasn't too creeped out, but I was much younger.  Just at a tense moment my mom creeps up behind me and sharply grabs my shoulder and goes "Augh!"  I jerked my body so hard when I jumped that I ached for weeks.  Not cool!

My little brother's best friend once crept up behind me in what I thought was an empty house.  It scared me so much my heart hurt.  I beat the crap out of him.  He knew never to scare me again.

I despise pranks. I don't play them, I don't like them, I will not support people in creating them.

I could tell a story, but I won't. Let my passionate distaste of them speak loud enough.

Hey there, I love scarring Darlene too. I don't think I've ever made her cry, though. You guys must be related, she doesn't like horror movies either.

rich

You must have been one scared, wet rat in that shower. HA!  I can sort of see why he thought it was funny, but I'd still call him a butthead!

One thing I detest is being scared. I don't go to scary movies. I hate having my heart race and that awful scared feeling. And then peeing your pants... (well, I try NOT to pee my pants that is) But I find lots of reasons NOT to be scared. Peeing pants is just one of them. (wink)

I can't think of a prank gone wrong. I will have to ponder on that one. Most of my pranks went pretty well, I think.

RedAspen

Redaspen.. I think it's funny now. At the time I was a little *ummmm peeved to say the least. He knows better now! Oh... I got him back one day soon after that. He was taking a hot shower and I got a glass of iced water and opened the shower door and poured it on him. He was pissed. and we were even.

Rich... that's funny that Darlene doesn't like scary movies either. It MUST run in the family! hehehe

NL you can't leave a comment like that then not leave a link for us to read! Come on now! You're killin' me Smalls!

Your story is peanuts compared to the nightmare prank gone bad I'm going to tell you about! 

First of all, I'm a prankster at heart! I love playing jokes on people...and my two best buddies - Twinkie and Goocher can verify that!  One day, my boss was in a good mood, so she told me that I could go home early! I was estatic since we had been working some crazy hours!  Since I didn't have a car, I bummed a ride home with a co-worker.  So, there I am...home early...no car, so no evidence that I'm even home. Bam! The light bulb in my head turns on! I get this great idea to play a prank on my boyfriend.

"Wouldn't it be funny if I hid in one of the hall cabinets and then jump out and scare him when he's walking by," I thought to myself.  I actually let out a few laughs imagining the whole thing.  So, I watched out the window waiting for him to get home.  When I saw his big old diesel truck pull up, I ran to the hall cabinet and squeezed on in. 

I was trying so hard not to make any noise and NOT to laugh!  I could see it now...he's walking to the bedroom, down the dark hall and Boo! I scare him.  "I'm gonna get him sooooo good...this will be one for the record book," I thought. 

I hear the keys at the door.  The door opens...it closes.  Wait...he's not walking down the hall.  What is he doing? It sounds like he's taking off his shoes. What? He's taking off his clothes. I hear them drop on the dining room floor.  What is he doing? I normally don't get home until he picks me up...so he's not expecting me! What the f*&^ is going on?

I stay quiet...then I hear him dialing the phone and he suddenly runs down the hall - not giving me any time to rush him from the cabinet.  On the other hand, he's grasped my curiosity.  At this point, I'm in stealth mode waiting to attack - it no longer feels like I'm playing a funny joke on him. 

He jumps in bed and asks, "Are you alone?" 

Who the f*&^ is he talking to? I'm going to cut his d*&^ off," I thought to myself. I was pissed! 

"Is he going to be gone tonight," he asked the unidentified person on the other end of the damned phone!  Then my boyfriend starting giggling and being silly. 

There he was...my boyfriend, lying naked in bed, talking on the phone with some hooch while I'm hiding in the freakin' hall cabinet to scare him!

I couldn't take it anymore...I jumped out and shouted, "Who the hell are you talking to on the phone?" 

He looked like a deer in headlights! He instantly hung up the phone and lied...of course!  "My brother," he explained. 

"Yeah, right" I thought to myself. I grabbed the phone and pressed redial.  It rang and "she" instantly picked up the phone and asked, "What happened?  Why did you hang up?" 

What!!!! "Tara, is that you," I asked her. 

She replied by stating my name in a confused tone...more like a "Holy, crap...I'm busted tone"! 

I did what any respectable, classy woman would do...I told her I was gonna kick her skinny, little, *&^^%^% **&^, and that I was going to *^#^%^ her!! I was royally fuming and ready to slap some people around.  This wasn't just any chick...this was someone I considered a good friend.  This was also his ex-wife's maid of freakin' honor when they were married!!  What a jerk! 

So, to make a long story short...the stupid joke was on me!  But I am happy to report that he is now in the "X" category!  Happy Days!