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Official Government Announcement
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
9 comments from 5 users
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posted by
Thesilenceclub
on Jan 19, 2008 at 11:12 AM
posted by
Grampsdon
on Jan 19, 2008 at 11:49 AM
They would probably leak the secrets. And would they really help Nancy Polosi, Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer?
posted by
Grampsdon
on Jan 19, 2008 at 07:04 PM
Back when I was working in the Drugstore, we had an opportunity to stock female condoms. (Have you ever seen them?). Well, we did, and they were ,ah ,weird. Pretty big, and they needed to be inserted, not rolled on. (Ladies, figure that one out yourself). And it looked to me as if the insertion might supersede the act itself. (Could be ,ah, fun) Anyway, they were weird, and since such things have an expiration date, they expired. And, they were not red, white and blue, which might have increased their flair. Probably not an active sales item anymore. Ask your pharmacist.!! Or go to :www.avert.org/femcond.htmDisadvantages: What are the disadvantages?
posted by
twinkie
on Jan 22, 2008 at 06:07 PM
gramps....
1. eww 2. ewwww 3. ewwwwwww and lastly... EWWWWWW. NO way man. I already have to deal with the pill and hormones etc I am NOT going to wear a CONDOM! posted by
Grampsdon
on Jan 22, 2008 at 07:16 PM
Isn't that gross? But they are real (really crappy). So much for that. Sorry to have upset your day. posted by
tekwiz
on Jan 22, 2008 at 07:56 PM
Unfortunately, I am laughing my ass off so hard I almost can't type. The mental image of those women wearing that (much less using them) will be seared into my brain forever. Curse you Twinkie...lol. posted by
twinkie
on Jan 22, 2008 at 08:45 PM
ha. Gramps, actually I've heard of them before and actually know someone who uses them for some reason? I want to say medical? but I'm not sure. You didn't upset my day. You made me giggle. LOL Tekwiz... I KNOW, right? LOL posted by
woofwoof
on Jan 22, 2008 at 10:54 PM
I dont see me lugging that condom around,,nope,, And how does it stay on? SUPER GLUE? DUCK TAPE? posted by
Grampsdon
on Jan 23, 2008 at 03:22 PM
Doesn't stay ON, but is supposed to stay IN. No further instructions available from me. Go to web site mentioned above. Shalom.
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