twinkie, don't forget about the time your moms husband came home drinking a bottle of "juice" only to find out it wasnt juice at all, but a bottle of brown vinegar!  easily mistaken since it does have a picture of fruit on the bottle. (why would they do that?)

as far as your dilemmas, here goes... stop being such a pack rat and throw those stinky shoes away.  they dont look good. they stink and quite frankly they are just plain UGLY!  AND as far as your arm pits, go into your daughters bathroom where I am sure you will find a razor... use it.  BTW, i took mom to medieval times and then to the long beach aquarium, she had a blast!  You should have seen her at medievel times, she was buzzing of the cheap, yet extraordinarily over prized  pre-mixed margarita  and was screaming at the top of her lungs  BOOO RED.... GOOOO GREEN. 

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I did a search about big feet (I wear size 12) & wondered if anyone else was like me, anyway , this post came up & now I'm bothering you with dumb questions. No need to respond , but I thought it kind of funny though, or at least to me.

I went to your my space page sometime last year I think, & saw the background pics of feet, they looked OK, so I'm assuming they're yours & you've got it under control.

Do your feet still smell like shit?

Which brings me to another question.

Do you know why in the old days, spring weddings were common & brides wore flowers?

Best Wishes for anti-fingal treatments Always,

My size 12's do OK except when I had some huarauchis.

They smelled like they had been tanned with donkey pee from day one.

TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!

"My mom heard once that peeing on your feet will cure athletes foot. Should I pee on my shoes"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah DO IT!!!! it may not cure, but it will sure be funny, then you can say "HEY I PEED ON MY S HOES"

off to watch I am Legend. :)

good night yall

Muzik, yeah those are my feet on my myspace profile. and YES I got the "stank" cured. LOL 

gramps.. they probably DID get tanned or "cured" with donkey piss... hahahaha

annie.. hell NO I am NOT gonna pee on my shoes. BUT I did pee on my feet and it worked.

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WOW !!!

Does it have to be your own urine or can someones elses piss do the Trick?

I wonder why that would work though............ Your kidneys clean your blood from toxins & excess water, why would that work in killing the fungus ? Maybe the alkaline &  PH  content is to much for the fungus ...either that or it just dies from the repulsion of being leaked on.

By the way, You got cute feet, it's a good thing they don't stink anymore !.

just get the rest of the guys to get theirs taken care of, & you'll be fine.

Best Hygiene Always

OK OK,..the solution (yes I know you have no mo stinky feet) but the cure was  the "Koolaid!" your should have poured the "Koolaid" on the shoes and then the shoes would have smelled  like "Koolaid" and stinky shoe But more like "Koolaid" Yes shoes have feelings they have a sole don't they? I wanna know how women pee on there feet? I mean guys yeah, they have a ahem "flex-hose"  women, what  do they do run in a circle really  fast or do they  ahem cup it and pour? What IS the protocol here? haha With everyone peeing in public showers  makes others to need to,..pee in public shower yes exactly!  I wouldn't step foot In a  truckers shower or Hostel (those places are nasty) without  flip flops I'd keep my funk thanks ha ha  I believe it's the uric acid that is a sterile solution and kills germs in cuts and other places urine can be used for a sterile liquid if need me in critical situation. yes you heard from,..Dr. John MD  You can  say that MD is for almost anything,.. perhaps Mentally Deranged

Never and I do mean NEVER ever wear your stinky shoes and carry your stinky purse at the same time! Unless your gonna stay down wind of everyone! Soak the shoes in baking soda water and switch out the inner pads for new ones. You should be able to get some online: http://www.drscholls.com/dr...

Hahah or you could go with a scented panty liner shoved down in there..............Hehe!