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A Stinkin' Memo!
DUDE when using a PUBLIC RESTROOM and just so happen to take a dump, PLEASE look back and make sure everything got freaken FLUSHED DOWN. And if it didn't... then for the love of all that is HOLY flush the damn toilet again on your way out. AURGH!!!! When I walk in after you two hours later I can still smell it. Because guess what? IT NEVER WENT AWAY. It sat there. Floating. For hours. Festering in toilet water. Just for me. While you're at it.. can you PLEASE flush or dispose of that damned TOILET SEAT COVER? Seriously. It's there for your hygenic needs. YOUR hygenic needs. It's DISPOSABLE. Throw it away. WHY would you feel it necessary to let ME know that you used one? I get it, ok? You're clean. Whoop-tee-doooo! Did you really expect the next person after you to re-use it or something? Or did it gross you out to have to touch a USED toilet seat cover? Well guess what? IT GROSSES ME OUT EVEN MORE. It was YOUR ass that used it. So your ass should flush it! Also, if you just so happen to tinkle when you sprinkled, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie! AUUUURGH. The weird thing is, I doubt you'd do that in the privacy of your own home. So why do you have to do it where I get the pleasure of enjoying your dirty little habits. (NOT) That is all. Carry on. Well, actually there IS one other thing. Did you forget you'd stuck your maxipad on the wall while you took a dooky or was that left behind as a cruel and non funny joke? If that's the case. Get a life. Well, no ok. I have to admit.... It actually did make giggle in disbelief as I thought, "WTF??? Who the hell does this type of stuff?" 16 comments from 11 users
posted by
DreaFrom661
on May 8, 2008 at 07:14 PM
Its sad to say that GROWN ASS WOMEN are gross like this. I went to the bathroom one time and there was a used tampon in the corner....i mean SERIOUSLY I wanna know what they were thinking ...grrrrr!!!! posted by
AnnieLWhite
on May 8, 2008 at 07:38 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol gross posted by
twinkie
on May 8, 2008 at 09:30 PM
posted by
msjosey
on May 8, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Oh goodness this is oh so true, I mean seriously! When Matt & I went to Coachella a few weeks ago I experienced the worst porterpotties. The worst one had to be the piece of sh** someone left on the toilet seat...on the SEAT! I mean how can someone totally miss??? Every other toilet had pee on the seat...yuck. Oh and by the way Twinkie it was great finally meeting you the other day at the Carnival :) posted by
twinkie
on May 8, 2008 at 11:12 PM
That must have been some drunk ass biotch to miss that BIG OL' FREAKEN HOLE they call a porta pottie. GEEZ seriously! hahaha And it was great meeting you too, Josey! :) I can't believe you saw PRINCE!!!! I am sooooo jealous! posted by
anonymous
on May 9, 2008 at 12:24 AM
I used to be a member of a gym in east bakersfield on niles street. One day after my work out and swim I went to take my shower. Someone had taken a big ole dump in the shower stall I decided to use. I opened the door, saw the big dump, closed the door went to the front desk told them what I found demanded a refund of my membership and left the gym. I never got a refund and I never returned to that gym. posted by
jenraven
on May 9, 2008 at 03:09 AM
posted by
GayinOh8
on May 9, 2008 at 08:18 AM
Ok- This was not the ideal blog to start out the morning with. Words simply cannot describe how grossed out I am. Being the festidious queen that I am at home I would have run screaming like a little girl had I walked into any one of the aforementioned situations. I think I need a bit more coffee before jumping into these blogs in the AM.
posted by
twinkie
on May 9, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Welcome to my world! This happens a lot at work and it's not the most pleasant thing to come accross before the first cup of coffee. OR after a nice fat lunch. posted by
CubicleDweller
on May 9, 2008 at 01:24 PM
This morning I wandered into the restroom to tinkle and was punched in the face by the most overwhelming diarrhea smell. Swear it nearly knocked me out and had it not been that I had to pee really really badly before heading off to an interview I would have just held it. Instead I held my breath and did my business as quickly as possible. Gross! posted by
theraven
on May 9, 2008 at 02:44 PM
or what about the wise women who refuse to believe that flushing that pad down the toilet wont clog. there it is floating at the top as water slowing drips down the sides. Perhaps they think that if they throw it in the trash the next girl will come in, take it out, and trace back the dna to her. so they try and get rid of the evidence by flushing it down the toilet. No luck WOMAN! I will find you! posted by
Grampsdon
on May 9, 2008 at 04:25 PM
Years ago I went to the library in Oildale to do some paperwork. I also used the men's room.. There in the middle of the floor was a ,you guessed it, turd. I suppose the infantile brains who did that later became the ones who have been crapping in the swimming pool at the North Chester Park. posted by
an1ok1joe
on May 10, 2008 at 02:58 AM
awww Don I think maybe around that time my son was going to the NOR swim lessons and got sick, poor guy. Some people are filthy Twinkie , you made my night with these lines : Did you forget you'd stuck your maxipad on the wall while you took a dooky or was that left behind as a cruel and non funny joke? That was so damn hilarious I almost spit my hot tea all over the keyboard. Personally for me when there is a option to use a public restroom or go home or somewhere I trust. I will hold it until I can get home. As for my work, there is only 3 of us and one of us doesn't show up on most days and we clean the toilets ourselves I will use the restroom there. But even then rarely. I like to shower after doing my bidness, I'm very clean. posted by
twinkie
on May 10, 2008 at 05:18 PM
posted by
AnnieLWhite
on May 10, 2008 at 05:47 PM
ew a turd on the floor! haha gross. |