"How do you feel today?" that's the standard question at my physical therapy sessions. At first I thought he was being cordial. I'd answer, "I'm good! How are you?"

Until I realized DUH! He really means it. And it's how he gets a general feeling of whether the physical therapy is working or not. So it's important that I answer truthfully.

"Surprisingly good!" I exclaimed one morning. I really did feel good. Absolutely no pain at all. Just a little soreness. That RARELY happens.

"Where is your pain level?" he probes further.

"Ummmm.... a three? I think? I don't know. I really don't feel any pain right now, actually. Just feeling a little sore." I replied.

"Really?" he says surprised. It's the first time I've ever said that to him. "Wow! OK!"

I added, "Of course it could be because I'm still drunk from last night. See, my back hurt sooooo much yesterday that I went to the store right after work and bought a bottle of Chandon Sparkling Wine to unwind. I thought I'd drink a couple of glasses, you know? And maybe I'd feel a little bit better, right? Well, I drank the whole bottle. (INSERT GRIN HERE) It took the pain away. BUT, now I think I'm still drunk."

(INSERT NERVOUS LAUGHTER HERE from my P.T.)

Then he says, "Self medication, hu? Gotta love it! Sometimes that's the way to go!" He pats me on the back playfully then adds sternly, "Just don't make it a habit!"