Mango sherbert?  You ARE crazy!  Oh, but it's the bestest!

 That picture in itself cracks me up!

Come on!  That's it?  You skinned your knee.  You can do better than that.  This one time I was playing truth or dare...

Well, perhaps I can understand that maybe there are embarrassing things you don't want to talk about.  I don't think anything I have in my possession would be considered embarrassing, at least not to me.  Sure, I have porn.  But that's hardly a big deal in this day and age.  I do have a lot of action figures for a 33 year old man, but I'm not too embarrassed by that either. 

Would a fully stocked dungeon in one room and a room full of  "machines" for feminine pleasure  be embarrassing if found?  Just,..curious  Ha ha

Obviously, you've been in my house, john. haha.

Kidding.

Rob... I can't think of anything more embarrassing than that. I have never played truth or dare. I have never regretted anything I've done or anyone I've been with. I mean, I don't know what else to tell you.

I'll think about it more this weekend, ok?

In the meantime, tell me yours!

Actually speaking of embarrassing  things,..imagine  if you will a  man that lived in  a small town near  Bakersfield. He  worked for a local city school dist. He had a penchant for auto erotic adventures. This adventure took him to his death accidentally or other wise by giving himself and ALCOHOL enema and was found dead in a pair of panties. I think if  I were he as my spirit lifted from my body and I saw myself in that predicament I'd be going,..,Oh damn,..this is  very embarrassing. This story was true, It was told to me bu my former  father in law who worked for the school.

Wow, some stuff.  Imagine eating a cheeseburger while drunk on your hotel room floor with your daughters videoing it!  (See blog picture).

A surgeon friend of mine who trained in Texas said he had two interesting surgeries.  One was a man shot in the butt by a jealous husband shooting through the bedroom window.  The other was removing a light bulb which broke up a certain part of the man's anatomy.  (The new curly ones might be better?)

And, Twinkie, I think you have a pretty (hot) throat..

Just a tip... Never play spin the bottle with an "anyone is eligible" rule.  It's more likely to turn out the way you don't want. 

OK guys... everyone is sharing somebody else embarrassing stories but I wanna hear yours!

When I was a little kid, I came around the back corner of my grandparents farm house just in time to see a rooster running around with a freshly lopped off head, blood spurting out of its neck. Of course I screamed my head off!  My grandfather runs up to me and takes me by the hand back around the house. Trying to sooth my mind my grandfather explains to me that the rooster is ok, that he was a special headless rooster that he kept alive by pouring Campbells soup down it's neck and that the rooster lived in the attic of the house. I tell you that story to tell you this embarrassing fact about myself.

I believed that damn story until I was 15 years old and told my friends the story. They laughed there heads off and explained to me that my grandfather was just trying to soften the trauma of the whole experience. Heh I still get headless fowl stories emailed to me from my Jr High beach buddies!