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Diary of a Stalker PRIMAL INFUSION: Bellydance Festival and Workshops at the Nile Martin Luther King Day Butterfly Kisses SILENCE Burn The Witch He Who Casts The First Stone Let's Burn The Witch The Logic of a 9 Year Old Celebration Time! Come on! Want To Join Me? August 06 September 06 October 06 November 06 December 06 January 07 February 07 March 07 April 07 May 07 June 07 July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08 November 08 December 08 January 09 February 09 March 09 April 09 May 09 June 09 July 09 August 09 September 09 October 09 November 09 December 09 January 10 February 10
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ho HO hoooooold on a minute.. it's already Christmas????
I can’t believe how fast this year has gone. I guess it’s true what they say about how time flies when you’re getting old. When you’re young, six months is an eternity. This year, it seems as if the year didn’t even last six months. For example, didn’t Halloween JUST happen last week? And wasn’t Thanksgiving yesterday? No! In fact, one was months ago, and the other was last month. WOW! And yet, I haven’t blogged/bragged about the great time I had at both. OR posted pictures. So quickly, let me show you some of my favorite costumes at the party. And allow me to take this time to tell the host and hostess … WOW! You really outdo yourselves year after year. - 1. 5.
- - 1. The Mormon Teenager on his mission. 2. Michael Phelps (YES he colored in a six pack and YES he’s wearing ONLY a speedo 3. The Catholic priest and his *ehem* altar boy: and YES there were some improprieties between them two going on that night. 4. This picture isn’t from this year.. but it’s still one of my favorites. Mr. Twinkie and I dressed up as two fat ballerinas. His was inflatable costume. Mine was homegrown. 5. Cabana Boy and Teen Barbie dressed as Disco Diva and a Go-Go Dancer. YES he was the Diva! As for Thanksgiving at
*See? Who says We were trying to figure out how long we’ve had this tradition of Thanksgiving at
It amazing how fast they grow and you’re able to capture it on film, you know?
Sometimes it seems like they grow right before our very eyes. I mean just look at adorable little J-man the Bubble Boy the Wednesday we got to
J-Man the Bubble Boy is smiling because as the first child in his family, he has been sheltered from the world and fed tofu and salmon and organic peanuts other superbrainey food and bred into a superior intelligent superbaby ...who has NEVER been allowed to play with sand/dirt because, ewww.. it's dirty and germy and yucky. This year in And then here he is that Monday:
Mr. And Mrs. Bubble’s nightmares came true when immediately after realizing there is a world outside of his four little sterilized walls, J-Man the Bubble Boy quickly turned into a life of trans fat, dirt eating, and crime.
OK OK so you all know I’m kidding. That second picture is actually G.I. Joe. Don’t be scared of him. He just LOOKS like a “vato loco.” He's really NOT though. I SWEAR! Hey dude! Are you trying to steal my generator? Nah, "ese!" I’m just trying to FIX it for you, ay! Calm down, holmes! Actually, that was HIS generator he was fixing. Although we had problems with ours too which he kindly helped us fix (as always.. he's our handyman. Never go trailer vacationing without him!) At this point I know that you might be asking yourself, "Hmm… how many men does it take to FIX a generator?" Ok so maybe you don't really care but I'm gonna tell you anyways! The answer is, ONE man less than it takes to fix a quad: And about five men less than it takes to start a fire: When all else fails, just add igniter fluid, right? POOF! *not pictured above... the other five or so men standing around trying to figure out how to get this "fire" started. OK now, enough about everything that went wrong. All in all, it was a great trip. The kids had a blast! Bubble boy and Bubble Momma after she informs him it was time to go back in the bubble and undergo an extensive sterilization treatment. Uhhhh… Annequin? Are you smoking a peace pipe, honey? ummm… Annequin.. did you SHARE your peace pipe with big Mickey and iCarly? Oh relax, people. I’m only kidding. We only allow wholesome fun in our camp. The kids ride and ride and ride till their hearts content. And by KIDS of course I mean kids of all ages, including our men: Some of their more "exciting" riding seems to be at night. Though I don't know why. Something about competition hill at night that exhilarates them. I'm sure it's about the thrill, or man against nature, or the beautiful sunset or something stupid like that. It’s not something I pretend to understand. In fact, it only makes me nervous even to think about it. Which is why I prefer to stay at camp when they head out.
In fact I mostly sit around, watch the boys ride, drink beer and read. Which is why I LOVE the desert. There is NOTHING to do out there other than ride, eat and drink. I don’t even COOK out there. Mr. Twinkie takes care of most of the cooking. While usually that’s a GOOD thing, sometimes he cooks some very *ummm.. interesting? *to say the least* things. Who wants a hot dog? Ummmm dad? Did you REALLY cook the dog? WOOFF?? Of course I’m teasing. You can all relax and believe me when I tell you that no puppies were hurt in the making of this blog. Especially NOT this cute little most adorable one: Yes, G.I.Joe Princess was a puppy for most of the trip. She even insisted on eating her food like a puppy which was funny for the rest of us, but G.I.Joe and G.I. Mommy had issues with it. Hee hee. Ah, the imagination of a child… gotta love it, right? Well, at least when it’s not YOUR children. Big Mickey was acting like a gangsta for part of our trip and I was about “this close” to busting a cap in his attitude! Luckily for me, he’s older and his attention span is about “this small” when it comes to pretending.” Anyways… that’s all for now! Hope you all have a great holiday, or at least a great day off and I’ll talk to you all soon! 2 comments from 2 users
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Grampsdon
on Dec 24, 2008 at 03:00 PM
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twinkie
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