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twinkie - > Kick Off Your Shoes And Stay A While -> Another Twinkie Adventure
Another Twinkie Adventure
This past Saturday was Dorp’s birthday so we decided we were going to hang out all day. We started at Perko’s in Delano, for breakfast. Then we headed to Goochers house. We had a couple of glasses of wine while we talked about anything and everything. Whatever came up. That’s the great part about best friends. It doesn’t matter what we talk about. It doesn’t matter where we’re at. All that matters is that we are together.
 
 
Me: “Hey you know what would be soooo cool? Girls road trip. We should take a road trip somewhere.”
 
Dorp: “Yeah, that sounds cool. But when? Our schedules are always so different.”
 
Goocher: “Let’s go right now. Today. We already planned on spending all day together, might as well go today. But where?”
 
Me: “Well, you guys have never been wine tasting. How ‘bout if I take you guys wine tasting? Paso Robles is soooooo close. We could make there and back in one day.”
 
Me, Dorp, and Goocher: “wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE” and we were off.
 
At this point it was about 3:00pm, so we had to hurry. We get to Paso Robles and stopped at my FAVORITE tasting room, Tobin James Winery.
Not only is their wine great, but the atmosphere is so much fun and laid back. Other than the mom and pop places you can find if you dare take those long windy roads, Tobin James is the perfect place to taste if it’s your first time. Some of the other places are stuffy and intimidating. Meridian Winery comes to mind. Great wine but a little stuffy. Eberle is also fun. And they do cave tours!
this is me, and my sisters at Eberle.
 
While at Tobin James we find out that Andrew Firestone has just opened his winery down the road, and he’s there doing the good ol’ “Meet and Greet”.
The lady next to us was so excited as she was describing how hot he is, how sweet and unpretentious, while  showing off the picture she took of him. We had just started tasting, but Dorp got excited about meeting Andrew that she insisted we leave right then and then. Dammit. That’s my favorite place to taste. Crap. Well, ok. After all, it IS her birthday. I rushed to the register and bought my husband two of his favorite bottles of wine: Sangiovese, and  Syrah.
 
We get to Firestone Winery and guess what? They are closed. Dammit.
 
Me: “Awww Dorp, I’m sorry you didn’t get to meet Andrew Firestone for your birthday trip!”
 
Dorp: “No biggie, I don’t even know who he is.”
 
Me: “Are you kidding me? You made me leave my FAVORITE wine tasting place and you don’t even KNOW WHO ANDREW FIRESTONE IS?” grrrrrrrr.
 
Dorp: “Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? He looked cute in the picture. Besides, the lady seemed so excited about meeting him. I wanted to see what the big deal was.”
 
Me: “Oh well, no big deal. Let’s move on to the dinner part of the trip.”
 
We decided if dinner ran too long, we’d stay the night in Pismo.
 
Goocher: “Hey let’s stop at Ross Dress For Less to buy a change of clothes. In case we stay the night.”
 
Sounds good to me.  When we first walked in Dorp got a shopping cart. I thought to myself, “That’s weird, WHY does she need a shopping cart? This isn’t a grocery store. Why would ANYBODY need a shopping cart at a clothing store? Hmmm”
 
Little did I know I was soon to find out.
 
I bought two Lucky brand T-Shirts, a set of three chonies (undies), two bras and a sweater for $58.00! Not bad hu? AND I did it in UNDER thirty minutes. Then, I had to wait for their shop-a-holic booties to get done with THEIR shopping… TWO HOURS LATER… my feet hurt, I’m tired, I have a headache. I’m thinking who’s great freaken idea was it to stop at this godforsaken place anyways? Grrrrrr.
 
I went to pay then sat at a table near the front of the store, set my head down and took a nap. Hey, I ain’t shy. I’ll nap anywhere. Finally I decided to call their cell phones and tell them I had been waiting for them at the front forever… and are they going to be done anytime soon? They both finally came up to pay. It was then that I realized WHY they needed the shopping cart. I’ll be damned if they didn’t fill that shopping cart. WOW! Amazing, is all I have to say. Actually a few choice bad words come to mind, but I’ll stay with amazing and leave it at that. (can you tell I’m not a shopper?)
 
I was so pissed! As they were waiting in line to pay I was telling them off for taking so damn long.. and they just kept laughing at me for being so grumpy. Thank God for best friends, right? Who else would forgive you after you went off on them like a raving lunatic for SHOPPING!
As we were walking out of the store where I had just made a huge ass of myself by yelling at them and nagging like a bitchy wife, Dorp looks at me and says, “Ummmm Norma, WHY is your sweater on BACKWARDS?”
 
Ha! What a dumbass. I’d walked around all day with my tag sticking out. I laughed so hard I almost peed my chonies.  
 
 
At this point we were all tired. Me from waiting, them from shopping. So we decided to call it a day. We stopped at a mini mart to use the restroom. I bought a Twinkie for dinner, they bought Hot Cheetos. We headed back home. Two bottles of wine, a Twinkie for dinner, and another adventure with my two best friends. Life just doesn’t get any better than that!
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posted by twinkie on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 03:51 PM
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posted by Tammyj on Feb 27, 2007 at 04:41 PM
Wow, what fun!! Sounds like a great day. It's good that you get out and enjoy life. I need to do that more often.
posted by matt on Feb 27, 2007 at 07:52 PM
Your McFarland roots were showing...Heheheheeee...

Where's my T-Shirt??
posted by twinkie on Feb 27, 2007 at 10:07 PM

You still don't have your EVOLVE shirt? DUDE!

No worries, they are printing three new shirts this coming month. You'll get one of those. I wonder if N.L. wears his?

 

posted by ChristopherTaylor on Feb 28, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Rock on for spontaneous wine trips!

Sounds like the kind of day we could all use more of!
posted by twinkie on Feb 28, 2007 at 11:47 AM
This world needs more wine trips, and more secret service spy self portraits!
posted by twinkie on Feb 28, 2007 at 01:14 PM

oh and more COWBELL!

posted by Tammyj on Feb 28, 2007 at 01:20 PM
I could definatly go for a wine trip. I have never been wine tasting!! I won't get kicked off for saying that will I?? LOL!! I really want to find a wine that I like, but they are bitter to me. Any suggestions?
posted by twinkie on Feb 28, 2007 at 01:24 PM

For people who don't care for wines much there are two that I always recommend, and usually are a hit!

1. Tobin James Riesling  or any other Riesling you can get your hands on at Vons. But Tobin James is my personal favorite!

2. Arciero Winery Muscat Canneli  Or any Muscat you can get your hands on but Arciero Winery is my personal favorite.

Try a Pinot Grigio too. They are each white wines. And they are light and crisp in flavor!

posted by Kindra79 on Feb 28, 2007 at 02:07 PM

A non-bitter wine I enjoy is Fetzer's GewürztraminerOr Ledson Winery Pinot or Riesling, a little history ... Steve Ledson actually built one of my childhood homes for my father.  Oh and a really nice wine from Olive Garden is the Lambrusco Riunite (have yet to find it in stores - they tell me to keep checking World Market).  I don't like the bitter taste of wine myself, but these are some I enjoy.  Oh and Fox Brook - you know 2 buck chuck, they have a nice White Zin.  And a red wine I actually enjoy is "Earth, Zin, & Fire".

Twinkie, your day sounds fabulous!  Oh, and I would have been bitching about the extended shopping trip too.  I can only take so much, especially when hungry.

Now I want to go Wine Tasting!

posted by RedAspen on Feb 28, 2007 at 02:45 PM
You HAVE to go back and see Andrew Firestone! I have met him when he came here to Dillon, CO for a wine tasting thingy. The man is awesome! And so much to drool over. OMG!!  I went with a few of my friends, and we made it a girl's weekend up in the mtns JUST to go meet him. Are we crazy or what? And then after meeting him, we went shopping and then right when we thought he was done with the meet  and greet we sat in our car and "stalked" him. Waiting for him to leave. When we spotted him we didn't think he would "see" us, but then he started walking right towards our car. We all ducked and were laughing so hard. Then a pickup truck pulled up about 3 cars away and he hopped in.
posted by twinkie on Feb 28, 2007 at 03:08 PM

Redaspen, that was very "I will not be ignored-ish" of you ladies... hahahahah STALKER! tee hee!

 

posted by anonymous on Mar 1, 2007 at 08:22 AM

How fun!  I can't wait until my kids are older so I can do some stuff like that.  It seems like forever since I've seen you, I miss you girl!!

        & nbsp;       &n bsp;       &nb sp; SC

posted by Kindra79 on Mar 1, 2007 at 07:26 PM
I just realized ... I have a bottle of 2004 Tobin James Chardonnay that a co-worker gave me for my housewarming!
posted by twinkie on Mar 1, 2007 at 09:16 PM
You do realize that is like GOLD don't you? Besides the fact that Tobin's Chardonnay is my favorite.... 2004 was a GREAT year for wine! Even the cheapy bottles!
posted by Kindra79 on Mar 2, 2007 at 09:22 PM

Well then lady, when you come for that glass of wine I've got that bottle and a bottle of 2004 Foxbrook ... oh yeah, two buck chuck!

Several years ago (wow, actually more like 6) we had a family reunion in Yosemite at the Wawona Lodge.  It was a strange get together, considering I hadn't seen my cousin in at least 9 or so years, and had become a bit estranged from my Uncle and Grandparents after my father left and my mom raised us with utter resentment toward them.

Anyway, my Uncle is a big shot in a little town (Ukiah, CA) ... also a millionaire (which leads to my mother's resentment, she claims some of that money should have been hers) which leads to a wine snob.  My cousin and her hubby also happened to work at Fetzer.  So one afternoon they'd set up a table full of bottles of wine in the common room.  My Nana had made cookies and put those out along with some nut mix. 

My cousin and I were sitting on a couch in front of the table, the rest of the family was on the veranda.  This man in bermuda shorts and an opened Hawaiian top meanders in, looks at us and asks "What is this room?"  My cousin tells him it's just a common room for families to meet, hang out, drink wine, whatever.  He kinda nods his head, looks around, then walks up to the table, grabs a plastic cup and pours a glass of one of my Uncle's vintage wines.  He then swirls it, sniffs it, drinks it, looks approvingly and wanders off.  I was cracking up inside, because the man looked like he was just trying to mimic what people do in movies to fit in ... also because I knew he thought the table of wine was left by the lodge.  My cousin was shocked.  She walked out to the veranda and in an amused, but also a "can you believe it!" voice told my Uncle what had just happened.

A short time went by when the man wandered back in - my Uncle was now sitting in a chair near the table.  The man walked up to the table, and began looking through the multitude of wine bottles.  I could tell from his expression, which would have been much like my own, that he had no idea what he was looking for ... but then he reached for the same bottle he'd poured earlier.  My Uncle in is diplomatic demeanor said "You'll enjoy that one, it's a blah blah blah reserve bottle from blah blah blah, add some old year in, blah blah, from my collection"

That's when the man suddenly realized he wasn't drinking complimentary wine.  I could see the blush start to rise from his shirt - but was very happy with my Uncle's quick response of "Enjoy another glass!  Help yourself, and try one of my mother's cookies!"  The red slightly drained from the man's face, he smiled and said he'd come for a glass for his wife.  My Uncle recommended another special bottle, poured a glass and the man left happy with a few chocolate chip cookies also in hand.

At that point I wasn't a wine drinker ... but it must run in my blood because I can pick a fine bottle of wine.

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