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Bazooka Bubblegum


The number of times I've said this poem with my kids today: about 100.... the number of times we've laughed and laughed like it was the first time we've ever heard it or recited it? 
100
~And that's just TODAY~

MY MOM GAVE ME A PENNY.
SHE SAID TO BUY A HENNY.
BUT I DIDN’T BUY NO HENNY,
INSTEAD I BOUGHT SOME BUBBLEGUM
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM (X2)

MY MOM GAVE ME A NICKEL.
SHE SAID TO BUY A PICKLE.
BUT I DIDN’T BUY NO PICKLE,
INSTEAD I BOUGHT SOME BUBBLEGUM
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM (X2)

MY MOM GAVE ME A QUARTER.
SHE SAID TO BUY SOME WATER.
BUT I DIDN’T BUY NO WATER,
INSTEAD I BOUGHT SOME BUBBLEGUM
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM (X2)

MY MOM GAVE ME A DOLLAR.
SHE SAID TO BUY A COLLAR.
BUT I DIDN’T BUY NO COLLAR,
INSTEAD I BOUGHT SOME BUBBLEGUM
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM (X2)

MY MOM GAVE ME A FIVE.
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO DIE.
BUT I DIDN’T… NOT DIE,
INSTEAD I CHOKED ON BUBBLEGUM
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM (X2)

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posted by twinkie on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:16 PM
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posted by JulieJordanScott on Oct 20, 2006 at 08:54 AM
ohh, man, Twinkie. I was grouchy BEFORE I thought of singing this ditty with my children, I think it would do me in...... perfect for what I have to do in about... a half hour. Better hold that energy.
posted by twinkie on Oct 20, 2006 at 09:30 AM
ahaha...... 
You know I just can't help but giggle everytime I read it. LOL My boys and I were laughing so hard... and changing the words.. and laughing some more. hahahaha

And then when it got to the last verse.... I just about peed my pants the faces and gestures they were making to show me they were choking on the bubblegum. Oh man... they are such hams! tee hee. I wonder where they get their dorkyness from? hehehe
posted by woofwoof on Oct 20, 2006 at 09:55 PM
ya I wonder:) you were a dork BACK IN THE DAY and umm ya:)
posted by twinkie on Oct 20, 2006 at 10:02 PM
ahahahaa    ssshhhhhhh that's supposed to be OUR secret.
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