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twinkie - > Kick Off Your Shoes And Stay A While -> Just Kill Me Now and Take Me Out of My Fat Misery!
Just Kill Me Now and Take Me Out of My Fat Misery!

I read this about twenty times if not MORE a day... I'm actually starting to believe it. Hahah. ok not really. But really. Geez. I send all this stuff to spam, but it still manages to creep into my INBOX. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaurgh.


How many times did you get unhappy after looking in the mirror? (ummmm none... except for maybe after a night of too much drinking)

We know you hate the extra pounds, the ugly look and the social stigmata attached to fat people.
(ummmmm I could care less what people think of my fat ass. You don't like then don't look. I call my extra pounds, "Living the good life")

Check out Ana`trim, and you'll join the worldwide community of millions of happy customers who are getting thin+ner and happier right now. Les~s eating frenzy, les-s lbs and more fun in life
Back off biotches... I'm happy just the way I am dammit. Quit trying to make me feel like I'm not. 

And forget about the twenty other junk mail received asking me to join hot Christian singles. WHAT THE HELL. 

Or the ones asking if I'm happy with his size. YES ok... YES I am happy now leave me ALONE... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaurgh.

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posted by twinkie on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 12:28 PM
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posted by twinkie on Nov 7, 2006 at 10:58 AM

Yes! It's been three years and I'm still waiting for my share of the damned Nigerian proceeds.  That bastard. Just kidding.

posted by Thesilenceclub on Nov 7, 2006 at 10:41 AM
WORD Sista! I am sooooooooooooooooo tired of Member enlargement e-mails and those DAMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN E-mails about the nigerian who is in jail and they want to transfer a million dollers into your account and all they need is you account info and you'll be blasted away to yuppie land. or how about those DAMN fraudulent Paypal e-mails. I HATE JUNK MAIL. oh well. :(
posted by drblt on Nov 7, 2006 at 11:16 AM
I think my PAYPAL account has been fraudulently closed and reopened at least 389 times in the past week.  Who do these people think they're fooling? Also, am I the only one who's been receiving spam involving ads for a new product designed to increase the size of my prostate gland? 
posted by woofwoof on Nov 7, 2006 at 12:59 PM
increase your prostate gland,,wow,,thats umm new:) I get those singles all the time,,leave my single ass alone,,I will make my mistakes ALL BY MY DAM SELF!:) I need nobodys help with that:)
posted by twinkie on Nov 7, 2006 at 10:19 PM
I keep getting reminders to collect my CASH PRIZE for a contest I never joined. tee hee.
posted by Thesilenceclub on Nov 8, 2006 at 02:02 PM
Dudes keep on wanting to know if I want Legs like Jessica Simpson?
posted by HappyFeet on Nov 8, 2006 at 02:22 PM

You are so funny! I'm Paola's friend, Veronica (from MySpace). I've read a few of your posts by clicking on the link you leave on P's page. You crack me up, I swear! I even became a member just to leave you a comment. Anyway, good stuff, very entertaining. :)

posted by twinkie on Nov 8, 2006 at 02:56 PM

I didn't pass the HUMAN TEST.. three times... and each time my text was cleared. eek.

OMG so now not only do I have a FAT COMPLEX thanks to all the email spam.. but now I am questioning whether I am actually even HUMAN or not. Damn you bakotopia.... dammmmmmmmmmmmmnnnn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.


What I was trying to SAY but then it was cleared by the bakotopia human testers ... is this:


Thank you Happy Feet ... I have a feeling I'm going to love your bitchy blogs!  :) I love Paola.. and even convinced her to join bakotopia.com with me. tee heee! 

And Silence Club....    the Jessica Simpson spam comment made me choke on my own spit from laughing so hard! 

*ok now cross your fingers that I pass the human test this time!

posted by HappyFeet on Nov 8, 2006 at 03:15 PM

Oh cool! Did she? Where's her blog so I can stalk her now?

posted by twinkie on Nov 8, 2006 at 03:27 PM
here's her profile link.

www.bakotopia.com/home/userprofile.php

She doesn't blog though. She just comments here and there. And signs up to win free concert tickets. Bakotopia.com is ALWAYS giving tickets away! So make sure you look out for that so you can sign up for the drawings!
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