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Love is in the Air
We went to Don Vinos again for their free wine tasting. This time it was a little different than the last time I wrote about here:
go here for my last Don Vinos experience: www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/twinkie/847
You see, last time, in the middle of all the goofiness and stinky purses, Dorp and I decided to put Goocher on the spot and set her up with J__. Just to be goofy. And to put her on the spot. We weren't really serious about it. I don't think? Well, maybe we were a little bit serious. But mostly we just wanted to be goofy. And we wanted to put her on the spot.
She was soooo pissed at us. hahaha Which is what we trying to do, piss her off. But him, well he was a good sport. Which I actually expected him to be, since he's such a great guy!
He came to check on us, and I’d commented something really dumb, laughing the whole time I was saying it. I don't remember exactly how it went. But it went something like this:
”Hey, J__ Dorp and I were thinking since YOU’RE single, and Goocher is single, you two should hook up.” Dorp says something, which I don't remember right now.
He says something too. Can't remember that either. Whatever...
Dorp and Goocher feel free to chime in here with the correct conversation because at this point, I know I’d sampled one too many wines off the list and my memory is fuzzy.
The important thing is he is such a good sport and just goes along with it. Goocher just sits there gritting her teeth and smiling politely at J__ while pinching me and Dorp and whispering empty threats about killing us if we don’t shut the hell up. Of course we don’t shut the hell up. We know she won't kill us. She loves us.
So we keep egging him on and finally he politely asks her for her phone number. She gives it to him VERY reluctantly. So he says, “look at her, you’re forcing her to give me her number. It’s probably not even her real number.”
She says, “It’s not fake” at least I think that’s what she said. I couldn’t really understand her because she was talking though her teeth.
J__ says, “ If I call it right now will I get a complete stranger on the other line?” He's laughing. See Goocher, he thought it was funny too.
Dorp and I can’t stop laughing. And I have to go pee so bad but don’t want to miss out on anything.
She says, “IT’S MY NUMBER. WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU A FAKE NUMBER?”
He calls her bluff and dials. Her phone rings. She looks annoyed/embarrassed? hard to say at this point and says, “See it’s meeeeeee” and hangs up. He walks away to help other customers. That’s that. End of story. I mean it’s not like he’s really gonna call, right? RIGHT? I mean…. Right?
Wrong. He called. They hit it off. They have been dating ever since.
So yes, we went to Don Vinos again. But this time Goocher got both our very needed "girl time" but she also got to visit with her man.
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posted by
HappyFeet
on Nov 17, 2006 at 06:10 PM
Awww... yay!! Happy ending! And to think, they wouldn't have even met if it weren't for you!
posted by
twinkie
on Nov 17, 2006 at 09:56 PM
Well, hopefully it will be a happy ending. LOL It's too soon to tell. But things sure do look VERY promising!
posted by
tragedy
on Nov 20, 2006 at 07:44 PM
aww cute!! but if i was him i would've thought the same thing ...hahaha.... i dont know why the song dangerous from the Ying yang twins come to ming ^_^ posted by
Thesilenceclub
on Nov 21, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Dorp and Goocher sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. :D
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