http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/14941 This morning I woke up a bit congested and out of a very deep medicated sleep.&nbsp; I drifted through my morning routine in a fog and eventually was stepping out of the elevator onto my floor. &nbsp;A woman walked in front of me, and due to the fact that I typically look at the floor as I walk I first noticed her shoes &ndash; fuck me boots. &nbsp;I&rsquo;m talking &ldquo;these boots are made for walking&rdquo; black leather healed boots up to her knees. &nbsp; I quickly surveyed this hot mess, working my way up from her shoes to the swirly little short peasant dress she was wearing, had I slept my way to Halloween? &nbsp;&ldquo;Geez, I need to lay off the allergy medication&rdquo;, I shook my head and blinked my eyes several times as I watched her rear end move down the hall.&nbsp; Granted she looked pretty hot, what with her dark hair falling in gentle waves over her shoulders &hellip; but still &ndash; she looked a bit like this girl I knew who once concocted a similar number for a &ldquo;Communist Christmas&rdquo; Party where she claimed to be &ldquo;Hanoi Jane&rdquo;.&nbsp; As I rounded the corner and took in everyone else dressed in the usual office attire I was assured that I hadn&rsquo;t pulled a Van Winkle and someone just needed to call the office fashion police. This morning I woke up a bit congested and out of a very deep medicated sleep.&nbsp; I drifted through my morning routine in a fog and eventually was stepping out of the elevator onto my floor. &nbsp;A woman walked in front of me, and due to the fact that I typically look at the floor as I walk I first noticed her shoes &ndash; fuck me boots. &nbsp;I&rsquo;m talking &ldquo;these boots are made for walking&rdquo; black leather healed boots up to her knees. &nbsp; I quickly surveyed this hot mess, working my way up from her shoes to the swirly little short peasant dress she was wearing, had I slept my way to Halloween? &nbsp;&ldquo;Geez, I need to lay off the allergy medication&rdquo;, I shook my head and blinked my eyes several times as I watched her rear end move down the hall.&nbsp; Granted she looked pretty hot, what with her dark hair falling in gentle waves over her shoulders &hellip; but still &ndash; she looked a bit like this girl I knew who once concocted a similar number for a &ldquo;Communist Christmas&rdquo; Party where she claimed to be &ldquo;Hanoi Jane&rdquo;.&nbsp; As I rounded the corner and took in everyone else dressed in the usual office attire I was assured that I hadn&rsquo;t pulled a Van Winkle and someone just needed to call the office fashion police. en-us somebody needs to invent &quot;fuck OFF&quot; boots. I would soooooo wear them. http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/14941/#c_141277 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/14941/#c_141277 somebody needs to invent &quot;fuck OFF&quot; boots. I would soooooo wear them. haha, these boots were made for walking boots.....ha!<br /> <br /> i remember people tripping hard core at work when i showed up in chucks and jeans...granted it was a friday http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/14941/#c_141649 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/14941/#c_141649 haha, these boots were made for walking boots.....ha!<br /> <br /> i remember people tripping hard core at work when i showed up in chucks and jeans...granted it was a friday Ha hahah My ex wife used to call them bitch boots. haha http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/14941/#c_142671 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/14941/#c_142671 Ha hahah My ex wife used to call them bitch boots. haha