http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137 I just finished visiting the restroom (why do we call it a restroom?&nbsp; I mean, it's not like we do much rest in there ... a lot of the time the noises I hear from the other side of the stall wall are far from that.&nbsp; Maybe I should pick up a bit of grammar from the UK and begin calling it the &quot;toilet&quot;). As I was washing my hands I couldn't but help shoe checking the other stall's occupant, white flip flops.&nbsp; As I was opening the door to leave she exited her stall, within&nbsp;5 of my steps down the hallway the restrooms door opened - she could not have had enough time to wash her hands. Gross!&nbsp; I was just about to announce, &quot;Just a warning, don't shake hands with any women wearing white flip flops today&quot;, when the culprit came around the corner.&nbsp; By the way she stopped and began talking to one of my co-workers I realized she was a student worker ... not to mention the way she was dressed - jeans, flip flops, and was that a sex pistols t-shirt?&nbsp; Moral of the story - do not shake hands with white flip flop, sex pistol wearing girls today. I just finished visiting the restroom (why do we call it a restroom?&nbsp; I mean, it's not like we do much rest in there ... a lot of the time the noises I hear from the other side of the stall wall are far from that.&nbsp; Maybe I should pick up a bit of grammar from the UK and begin calling it the &quot;toilet&quot;). As I was washing my hands I couldn't but help shoe checking the other stall's occupant, white flip flops.&nbsp; As I was opening the door to leave she exited her stall, within&nbsp;5 of my steps down the hallway the restrooms door opened - she could not have had enough time to wash her hands. Gross!&nbsp; I was just about to announce, &quot;Just a warning, don't shake hands with any women wearing white flip flops today&quot;, when the culprit came around the corner.&nbsp; By the way she stopped and began talking to one of my co-workers I realized she was a student worker ... not to mention the way she was dressed - jeans, flip flops, and was that a sex pistols t-shirt?&nbsp; Moral of the story - do not shake hands with white flip flop, sex pistol wearing girls today. en-us Buy her hand sanitizer and wrapped it as a gift (secretly of course),&nbsp; and leave a note,..&quot;good hand wasing makes for less germs&quot; or something like that. http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143113 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143113 Buy her hand sanitizer and wrapped it as a gift (secretly of course),&nbsp; and leave a note,..&quot;good hand wasing makes for less germs&quot; or something like that. How about "Next time lift your feet so I don't find out who you are" ;)  The sanitizer is a good idea, lol! http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143119 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143119 How about "Next time lift your feet so I don't find out who you are" ;)  The sanitizer is a good idea, lol! Don't they call it a &quot;loo&quot; or something like that in England?&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Who knows.&nbsp; Maybe a Banos. http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143120 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143120 Don't they call it a &quot;loo&quot; or something like that in England?&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Who knows.&nbsp; Maybe a Banos. Yes, they say &quot;loo&quot;, but also &quot;toilet&quot;&nbsp; I learned that lesson when I asked a friend who worked in a London pub where the &quot;restroom&quot; was.&nbsp; He immediately put on his best american accent and said &quot;Excuse me were is the restroom&quot; (and he always sounds like he's trying to impersonate John Wayne when he does an American accent).&nbsp; Then I was given a lecture about how it is a &quot;toilet&quot;, not a restroom, or&nbsp;a bathroom, because you do not rest, or take a bath there. :) http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143561 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143561 Yes, they say &quot;loo&quot;, but also &quot;toilet&quot;&nbsp; I learned that lesson when I asked a friend who worked in a London pub where the &quot;restroom&quot; was.&nbsp; He immediately put on his best american accent and said &quot;Excuse me were is the restroom&quot; (and he always sounds like he's trying to impersonate John Wayne when he does an American accent).&nbsp; Then I was given a lecture about how it is a &quot;toilet&quot;, not a restroom, or&nbsp;a bathroom, because you do not rest, or take a bath there. :) In the Philippines it's the &quot;comfort station&quot; that sounds&nbsp;&nbsp; ahem relieving:D http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143670 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_143670 In the Philippines it's the &quot;comfort station&quot; that sounds&nbsp;&nbsp; ahem relieving:D <p>Sometimes I do my best thinking in the comfort station.&nbsp; My 6th grade teacher would say &quot;I'm going to go think&quot; when she was going to go use the toilet.&nbsp; To this day if someone at home asks me where I'm going when I get up from the couch I'll reply, &quot;to think&quot;.</p> http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_146046 http://www.bakotopia.com/home/Blog/CubicleDweller/15137/#c_146046 <p>Sometimes I do my best thinking in the comfort station.&nbsp; My 6th grade teacher would say &quot;I'm going to go think&quot; when she was going to go use the toilet.&nbsp; To this day if someone at home asks me where I'm going when I get up from the couch I'll reply, &quot;to think&quot;.</p>