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Now The Gerbil's showing paint chips to the colorblind boss asking his opinion ...
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First off, today The Gerbil came in at 9:30 ... forgetting that she was scheduled to come in at 10:30.  That's not too bad.  We all have our moments. "Cubicle Dweller, did you hear about my blonde moment for today?" "No" "Well, I had a guy on the...
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The heifer in the hole next to me won't stop eating hard candy.  I swear it's been a barrage of smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, crunch, crunch, wrapper rustling, smack, smack, smack, smack, crunch, crunch for the last 30 minutes or more. OMFG she is opening another one! Ugh, I can't...
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I walked into the bathroom on my floor and immediately upon entering I heard it ... the sound of a juicy squirty turd coming out of someone’s ass. I entered the next stall, thinking how uncomfortable she must feel since I walked in while she was in the middle of her business.  How she...
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So I decided to create this blog as a way for me to vent about my lovely job while protecting the identities of my co-workers and to protect my own ass.  The next several blogs took place within the last year ... but I have no way of backdating them.   Let me begin with a lovely...
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Hey just wondering if anyone here is doing the Body for Life challenge right now??? I have started this program Sept 4, 06 and have entered the challenge. I am just looking to see if anyone else here in Bako is doing it as well so we could hook up and compare notes and ideas. Thanks, Jodi
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Damn the man who put me down.  It's a conspiracy, I swear. So I get this email from the head boss today: Corporate Whore, I noticed you were wearing headphones today. I know you were not at the last staff meeting so you may not be aware that headphones for listening to music...
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How does someone respond to the question of having an open relationship?  Let's say you've been in a relationship for two years.  Everything is as good as it can be, you've never argued with your partner, no fights, life is great with them.  Then all of a sudden they tell you...
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So what I want to know is what is the difference in just loving someone and being "in love" with someone???? I am facing this dilemna at this very moment.  I believe I know the difference, I just want someone elses opinion on it. 
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My guitar and I have always been partners in rhyme. One early spring day in May, 2003, in front of a nationally-famous establishment that serves coffee on Coffee Road, in Bakersfield, California, my guitar was apparently an alledged accomplice in an alleged crime. I was an alleged witness. I...
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Cool, here I am, my first post in a blog of a foreign city whose only relation to me is that my best friend lives there.. i must be either sick or crazy.. or perhaps both. I am a psychologist,  my area is the clinic psychologist but mostly we studied about psychoanalisis... just a few...
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I was at work where talk radio is on quite often.  I was fortunate enough to catch one of the most ignorant statements I've ever heard.   It was on the Michael Savage show "Savage Nation".   Someone had called in asking for factual statements to explain how...
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Take a break. Read about the literary arts.
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Maybe there are squeaktoys in outer space...
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Are you afraid of ducks?
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