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Tuesday night at Baby Twinkie's baseball game, something happened to me. I was propositioned to by a wasp.  YES!!!!! A wasp got fresh with me. -- I was just sitting there minding my own business when all of a sudden one of the other moms exclaimed, "NORMA, there's a wasp heading your way!" Sure enough, I looked up. I saw a wasp, confident as can be flying directly towards my face. AND IT KISSED ME ON MY LIPS! Just when it started to open it's teeny tiny lips and slip me the tongue, I stood up screaming and swinging my arms back and forth SCREAMING, “NO noooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOOO, please, OH GOD OH GOD... please, NO NO NO” I was NOT shy about saying no. I let that wasp know then and there it was NOT allowed to kiss me like that! Not so much because I was afraid of said wasp. But mostly because I’m NOT that kind of girl. And besides, he wasn’t even my type. The other moms applauded my loyalty to my husband. And laughed. Yes, they...
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