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The Adventures of Oildale Olie: Chapter One: Olie Gets a Lesson in Sophistocation by Bruce L. Thiessen, Ph.D., aka Dr. BLT    Oildale Olie’s 70s-style retro refrigerator was bereft of Bud, so he headed off to Trout's Bar to pound back a few cold brews.  It was a hot August night in Oildale, California, and the fan in Olie’s trailer was not producing enough relief. To add to his misery, Olie had just been dumped by another Bakersfield beauty for the same two reasons: He was too damned old, and, above all, he wasn’t “refined” enough. This was the third time in a row that he had been given these same two reasons for a tormenting break-up.    “She dumped you because you ain’t refined enough? Why you work at a refinery, ain’t that refined enough?” The bartender had good intentions with her half-baked humor, but this time she was not successful in getting Olie to sport his trademark toothless...
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