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Here I am in Post-Halloween Melt-Down—like when you left your bag of candy on the heater overnight. Actually, we had lots of Trick-and/or-Treaters come by, and I learned a lot of valuable lessons: First, don’t hand the bowl over to a greedy horde of kids—just give them each a couple of pieces and drop them into their bags. Second, if you want kids to come by, it helps to have a lot of decorations, and get in the spirit of things. Sitting on the porch is better than having people ring your bell. Third, after 9 PM you will get mostly kids that are too old to Trick-or-Treat, and they don’t even pretend to have costumes. If they drive up in a car, that is more of a drive-by than legitimate Trick-or-Treating. We had pumpkin lights, but then about 9:30 we said: “kill the pumpkins.”   Also, dogs don’t really enjoy Halloween, and even if you are just next door on your neighbor’s porch, giving candy to kids, they will frantically dig...
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