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As you may or may not have noticed, depending on whether or not you know how to read and actually feel inclined to read the news, recently there have been a series of attacks on humans perpetrated by tomatoes. Surely, you could blame this on salmonella and poor agricultural practice, but in the end you know who is truly to be held responsible—the tomatoes. When Alfred Hitchcock’s film The Birds was released, audiences laughed at the notion of birds revolting against humanity, but when an attack perpetrated by birds occurred in 1975, no one laughed. Now, for those of you who laugh at the notion of the tomatoes being responsible for this recent tomato scourge, I implore you to heed this: you may be laughing now, but you won’t be laughing for long; especially not when a tomato creeps out of your garbage disposal, draws you into a corner and leaves you covered with a red substance that even Ray Charles would know wasn’t tomato juice just by looking at it! Dear...
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