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About twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am. 

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts on bakotopia.com where I won blogger of the year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name:twinkie
Member Since:May 24, 2006
Last Signed In:February 02, 2010
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PRIMAL INFUSION: Bellydance Festival at the Nile! Posted January 29, 2010
Are you tired of the typical, boring exercise regime? Are you looking to be involved in the new trend in... Read More >>
Are You An APPHOLE? Posted June 12, 2009
I recently read an article about how technology is breeding a new sort of pompous uppity asshole. He/she is called... Read More >>
How To Deal With Internet Trolls (yeah that means YOU) Posted May 24, 2009
Some of you are probably asking yourself, "WHAT THE HELL IS A  TROLL?" Well, the... Read More >>

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Diary of a Stalker Posted January 30, 2010
  Diary of a Stalker by Electa Rome Parks follows the story of a succesful and very handsome author named... Read More >>
PRIMAL INFUSION: Bellydance Festival and Workshops at the Nile Posted January 29, 2010
Are you tired of the typical, boring exercise regime? Are you looking to be involved in the new trend in... Read More >>
Martin Luther King Day Posted January 20, 2010
Big Mickey asked me a few years ago, "If Martin Luther King didn't do what he did would you sell me when I... Read More >>

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holy smokes. I wonder if it had rabies? what the heck???  Read More >>
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It's LEGAL? Really? Wow this whole time I seriously though all you bike riders were crazy risking... Read More >>
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Well, I have to agree with the suspect. LOL She's not fit to be a mother. I wonder WHO she wanted... Read More >>

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Don't eat yellow snow! Read More >>
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Pure as New York snow!  LOL Read More >>
View Comment Posted February 01, 2010
haha 'wanted' to sound pure. You're funny Gramps! Read More >>

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Comment From: Dizzyfingers

Fri Jan 29, 2010 16:54:28 PST
Yeah I think I got ALL THAT.....My problem tends to be that I convince myself that I'm speed thinking....Yuk,Yuk,Yuk.....All the best 2U and yours......
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Comment From: Dizzyfingers

Wed Jan 27, 2010 16:37:37 PST

Hiya Twinkie....Don't you love people that suggest others learn to read while they themselves are severely challenged in their efforts to spell correctly and compose complete sentences????......Peace.....

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Comment From: Grampsdon

Wed Jan 13, 2010 16:18:59 PST
Really miss your blogs, but glad you are working. (I guess you want to).
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Comment From: bigdaddyguitarist

Fri Jan 8, 2010 13:23:03 PST
Wow, I love how you did your page. Very interesting to say the least. Add me and that will make us Bakotopia friends! Have a Blessed day my new friend!
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