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About twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am. 

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts on bakotopia.com where I won blogger of the year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name:twinkie
Member Since:May 24, 2006
Last Signed In:July 02, 2009
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Are You An APPHOLE? Posted June 12, 2009
I recently read an article about how technology is breeding a new sort of pompous uppity asshole. He/she is called... Read More >>
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Some of you are probably asking yourself, "WHAT THE HELL IS A  TROLL?" Well, the... Read More >>
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In Case Of Emergency Posted June 29, 2009
I had a near death experience while swimming laps in my pool this Saturday. I decided to kill two birds with one... Read More >>
“Flying was his life,” she said. “He died doing what made him happiest.” Posted June 19, 2009
A pilot by the name of Craig Lennell died yesterday morningwhile his Continental Airlines Flight 61 was... Read More >>
Family Etiquette or Two Faced? Posted June 15, 2009
The Twinkie Sisters We’ve been spending a lot of time with family the past month due to graduation... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted July 02, 2009
Rob... you're right. So in case of emergency I've enlisted YOU to be the official chore finisher for my... Read More >>
View Comment Posted July 01, 2009
OOPSIE, sister!! !hahahah.. well I mean, it's not funny cuz you could have died. But it's still sorta funny... Read More >>
View Comment Posted June 30, 2009
A trail IN the pool?  Read More >>

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View Comment Posted July 03, 2009
I think ok1joe has Laughie-Turrets. He types 'hahaha' every few words. Or, maybe he's just looking at "da... Read More >>
View Comment Posted July 02, 2009
But I must say  lookin fine Twinkie!  ;) Read More >>
View Comment Posted July 02, 2009
Well you did ask about a pee trail too Twinkie he he . It's true the  travelosity of the  blog thread,... Read More >>

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Comment From: ViolinPro

Sat Jun 27, 2009 21:37:36 PDT
B&W ... what a great tune that was ... ... and is ... and always will be ... Hugs sweetie!
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Comment From: LomelEZ

Fri Jun 12, 2009 17:43:23 PDT
Why sure Mrs. Twinkie. If you don't mind vinyl and that a bum was the previous owner. =)
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Comment From: belvy

Thu Jun 4, 2009 10:56:21 PDT
hahahaaa THANK YOU FOR VOTING! im still down by 30 votes. i have until july 3rd to win. so yes please spread the word!! gotta get irie with SLIGHTLY and STEPHEN and get gangster with SNOOP. lol
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Comment From: Dreamfusion

Fri May 8, 2009 15:01:10 PDT
lol yea I am the artist. I was asking 425. it was framed and had real strings. I do commission work. If your interested I can recreate it.
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