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About twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am. 

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts on bakotopia.com where I won blogger of the year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name:twinkie
Member Since:May 24, 2006
Last Signed In:December 02, 2008
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CONTEST FOR BOOK LOVERS! Posted December 12, 2007
*WIN A FREE PERSONALIZED SIGNED COPY OF Caramba! A Tale Told In The Turn Of The Cards by Nina Marie Martinez ... Read More >>
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Barack thanks you! Posted November 04, 2008
I opened my email to this tonight: (whoever voted for Obama insert your own name here) I'm about to head to... Read More >>
No Snakes on THIS plane! (or birthday party Posted October 27, 2008
There are certain things I would never do for fun. And touching one of THESE is one of them.   - -  -... Read More >>
Poppy Cede and the Twinkie Posted October 24, 2008
I was reading one of my new favorite blogs this morning called Poppy Cede and she is recounting what happened to... Read More >>

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Goooooo Team Miranda. Congratulations. Read More >>
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So where did you end up at, Squirrley? how was the show? Any pictures?  Read More >>
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whoa nelly... this post is way too long. you lost me after the first few points. However.... you got me HERE: ... Read More >>

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Don Perico's off of  Oswell too ;) near 178,..by Block buster,.. I'm just saying. Where that guy got popped by... Read More >>
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Beautiful group of ladies.  Who are those storks in the middle of the big group?   Read More >>
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Comment From: twinkie

Tue Dec 2, 2008 08:53:33 PST
too funny. Thanks for that~
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Comment From: VilaWolf

Mon Dec 1, 2008 21:41:35 PST
gah! I tried to send ya a pic of Egon saying "that's a big twinkie". Here's the direct link to it. http://i217.photobucket.com...
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Comment From: LomelEZ

Wed Nov 19, 2008 09:16:07 PST
My Prop 8 is located on my middle finger. LOL. =)
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Comment From: sistersheree

Tue Nov 18, 2008 09:35:22 PST

Judge ye not lest ye be judged. I always thought that meant "Do not judge unless you yourself are fully prepared to be judged right back by the person you just past judgement on" Heh, silly me. We have an Auld Moral in our family that says: " The fish that doesnt want to be caught, never opens its mouth" I find that one very amusing. I was in Bako Town this weekend visiting my youngest son. Had I known where to find you Lady, I would have bought you a beer! Have a great week!

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