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Attention Moral Majority! What do we have here?
Topics: Bakotopia, Bakersfield, Magazine, Noveltown, Belardes, Racy, adult, RATS, Boobs, Dobbler, sex, Obama
Posted by thenovelist Fri Jun 1, 2007 13:58:08 PDT
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0 responses 8 comments Location: 1522 18th St., Bakersfield, CA 93301

Conservative Bakersfield is getting an eyeful with the latest issue of Bakotopia magazine. Bakotopia has even gotten a bit tongue and cheek with a self-imposed NC-17 rating.


(The Issue in question...ohhh mama!)

Yowsah!

It's a gutsy move from Bakersfield's new rock and roll on-the-beat street magazine. What will conservative Bakersfield say? Truthfully, I don't think it's worse than any PG-13 or R-rated flick. And you can find much worse in book stores. Besides, a little racy is OK. People watch soap operas don't they?

Noveltown put its video editor on the streets, the under-17 Landen Belardes. He was paid in unwanted baseball cards to see if he could slip a copy of the NC-17 edition from the rack right outside of Bakotopia headquarters.

Who knows? Maybe they were being guarded by the Ska King himself, the Ricky Ricardo of Bakersfield, or shall I say, Ricky Racy... Product Manager, Matt Munoz.

I asked Landen before his thieving adventure what he thought he might see in the latest issue of Bakotopia. He said, "Wasn't it supposed to have some of your zombie pics that you took of the Hectic Films Wretched Flesh movie?"

What? Oh, those... not racy, but gruesome for sure...

"And didn't you mention there was some weird hump quote of yours?"

No, no... I never said those things!

Now watch the video and see if our secret underage spy was able to get away with the latest racy issue of Bakotopia magazine...

DON'T BE SHY......GET YOURS AND FLY!!

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Comment From: matt

A bit o' naughty fun ain't gonna hurt nobody! Comment From: twinkie

your tag lines are cracking me the hell up N.L. Topics: Bakotopia, Bakersfield, Magazine, Noveltown, Belardes, Racy, adult, RATS, Boobs, Dobbler, sex, Obama DOBBLER? AND OBAMA?????? hahaha Comment From: krotchdaband

ey mates.....we would have to agree wit matt on this one eh.! Comment From: tekwiz

Poor Landon, I think he scarred for life. What kind of father let's his son see that kind of material??? I wish my dad was that cool. Oh wait, I read PLAYBOY as a kid, never mind...To all those whining, WAAAAAAH!!!!! Oh yeah, Claire and Jen are so flippin' hot!!!! Comment From: Chase

Yeah, I was thinking it was PG-13 at best. Except for the M4W article. That was kinda racy. Barack Obama probably pushed it over though. Apparently Black = Racy. Everyone's cool with it when its two chicks on the cover topless giving seductive looks, it's "racy" but when it's me in a tankini and G-string buttering a piece of whole wheat toast everyone's like "hey, woah, crossing a line there" Comment From: woofwoof

I say Bakersfield needs a little flavor:) Just a taste of something wild:) Comment From: dweaver3

Funny stuff - great magazine! Comment From: likhy2

O que la ingada...No sean chiyones! This town needs a little bit of "liberalist" medicine to cure the conservative poison that infects so many points of view. ARRIBA EL ROCK KABRONES!!!!