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PHEW!! ONE CRAZY NIGHT

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PHEW!! ONE CRAZY NIGHT
Topics: Halloween
Posted by JoePI Tue Nov 30, 1999 00:00:00 PST
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A Scary night indeed.  My hair was standing on edge...and there's not much hair on top so you can imagine the feeling.  Blood and guts galore and the dead odor in the air.  My goose pimples grew to buzzard bumps and my heart was pounding  110 bpm.  My skin felt like it was peeling from the maggots that were all around.  My bones were aching and there were times when I couldn't move a muscle (frozen in shock).  I was glad when I was rescued by my wife and carried to the car for an escape.

  The giant spiders surrounded our car so I had my wife lure them away.  After the spiders ran after her, I jumped in the car and rolled up the windows.  YEEEEEEEEEK!!  The giant spider in the back seat was grabbing at me and I could feel it's beak or whatever you call it snipping at my neck.  What happened to my wife....  After barely escaping, I found she was mauled by the spiders and wrapped in a spider web cacoon and hung from a nearby tree.  Luckily for me, I had my trusty pocket knife and cut her down.  What a night!!   Damn...I'm not looking for next Halloween.  I'll probably take off to the Antartic.

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