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CONTEST IS OVER! WIN TICKETS TO SEE COMEDIAN MIKE EPPS ON 12/29!
By: Matt Munoz, Bakotopia Editor
Description: WE HAVE WINNERS! ENTER HERE to win tickets to see the star of 'Next Friday' and more HERE!
Topics: Mike Epps,
contest,
tickets,
Bakotopia,
Mas Magazine,
Fox Theater,
Bakersfield,
december,
2007
Posted by matt
Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:01:23 PST
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CONTEST IS OVER!
CHECK YOUR E-MAIL TO SEE IF YOU HAVE WON!
STAY TUNED FOR MORE CONTESTS IN THE FUTURE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
and
MAS MAGAZINE
are giving away tickets to see!
LIVE AT THE FOX THEATER!
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29TH, 2007
7PM DOORS / 8PM SHOW
HERE'S HOW TO WIN!
-You must have a Bakotopia profile to enter. If you haven't got one, sign-up! It's EASY!
-Sign In to Bakotopia with your username. Don't forget to fill-in your profile!
- POST A 'PUBLIC COMMENT' with your favorite joke below this post. Your answer will be seen on bakotopia.com
-Make sure your username is public, so we know who you are.
** Winners will be drawn at random and contacted via e-mail by
10am on FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28!
SO CHECK YOUR E-MAIL AT THIS TIME!
**Must be 18 or older to enter & win. Bakersfield & Kern County Residents Only! No employees or family of The Bakersfield Californian and it's affililiates may participate. Only one winner per site: (Bakotopia.com / MasBakersfield.com) allowed.
Comment From: therayban
Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:51:44 PST
I have many favorite jokes, but I heard this one just lately and it made me laugh. Hope you like it....
Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
A: They're always bitter.
Thank you!!! Ray
Comment From: unodistical
Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:54:22 PST
Mike Epps On Kindergarten: I'm 1 year old b!#$& but I KNOW not to take this note home... this is an a!@ whoopin' you're pinning on my shirt.
Comment From: brian
Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:23:25 PST
Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Comment From: LomelEZ
Wed Dec 26, 2007 20:30:36 PST
Yo Momma Joke: Yo momma is so dumb, on an application it states "Do Not Write Below This Line" and she wrote "OK".
MUAH HA HA (coughs) HA HAAA! Is this thing on??? Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Comment From: artbytheresa
Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:58:37 PST
Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire community happy?
A: Smurfette deep-throating a candy cane.
Comment From: angthebrat
Thu Dec 27, 2007 15:38:17 PST
Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time.
"Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie."
"I don't %@*!$want one," declared Johnny.
The teacher was shocked. She called Little Johnny's mother and scheduled her to come in for a meeting the next day.
When Little Johnny's mother arrived, the teacher had her hide behind the curtain until snack time came around.
As she came to Little Johnny, she again told him, "Here Little Johnny. It's time for your cookie."
"I don't %@*!$ want one," stated Little Johnny again.
The teacher pulled aside the curtain and said to his mother, "See? Did you hear what he said?"
"So?" said his mother, "Don't %@*!$ give him one !"
Thats right teacher.... so go ahead and give Mike Epps tickets to Angela!