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Let's talk about race. It's time you learned the truth.
Topics: race, mexicans, sex, Interbreeding, Casseroule, Mocha, Surrender, Reverend Wright
Posted by actionfolksinger Sat May 3, 2008 13:31:10 PDT
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Okay so because of Reverend Wright all of America is talking about race.  Well two races actually.  As if there are only two.  As a person of color I am only a little bit offended.  Only a little bit because I have a secret.

First let me just point out that I come from a people who were enslaved by whitey.  It's true.  Those beautiful missions that line the California coast were built by slave labor.  I come from a people whose culture and language was ripped from them.  I come from a people who used to own all of the American southwest.  Until we were conquered by the Spanish, the French, and eventually the Americans.

And still I'm not that upset.  Why?  I know a secret.  The secret is we're taking over this mother fucker.  It's true.  Glen Beck and Lou Dobbs Are right.  We are  in point of fact taking over.  But not through force of arms no that's the white mans way.  We conquer the way we always have.  We conquer through surrender.  We did it to the Spanish we'll do it to you.
Step one:  Surrender.  Really easy.  Oh sure we put up a little resistance to make you think you've won something but come on did you really think it was that easy?

Step two:  Assimilate.  We learn your language and your ways.  But guess what?   We have delicious food.  And who can stay angry with a full stomach.  Pretty soon you love us.
Step three:  Have lots of babies.  We're doing that.  Okay I've fallen down on the job but check out my sisters.  They pop em out like it's going out of style.  This creates a political power bloc based on sheer numbers.  But it's not just among ourselves.  No interbreeding with our conquerors is a big part of it.  Don't feel bad for not being able to keep your hands off the Mocha.  Who can blame you we are a sexy race of people.  Don't believe me?  How about some examples.






See what I mean?

You see to us culture is like a buffet.  We take what we like and leave the rest behind.  It's far to late to stop us and in a few generations what you'll have is a hybrid culture taking the best from my people and whitey.  I myself am the byproduct of this grand scheme.  Yes I am part white.

So there you go.  Now you know our secret plan to take over the US and eventually the world.  That's right I have cousins in England.  We're taking this world wide baby.

Oh by the way at our next meeting I'm voting we keep the casseroule.  Throw some stuff in a pot cover it in cheese and cook it?  I love that idea.  See we're gonna keep a little bit of your stuff around.  So enjoy your time at the top while you can.  Because it's almost over.
 

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Comment From: Chase

I have always been saying "take away Mexican food and you'll have won". Haha. But on a serious note, even in ancient Myan civilizations, Aztec or whatever, has anyone been innocent of taking over another group of people and forcing them to conform to their ways? I'm being sincere about this question too. Because I think it speaks a lot about the nature of power and the nature of subjugation Comment From: actionfolksinger

No. No one hasn't conquered their neighbors. You lot just travel a lot further to do it than anyone else. But as I said we're taking it all back. By merging with you and creating a hybrid race and culture. FEAR THE MOCHA SEXY. Comment From: GayinOh8

This reminds me of the "Gay Agenda" my brothers and sisters are supposedly pushing. All I can say is that at our meetings, we have the most fabulous food and table decor. Also, we stopped giving out free toasters for every gay or lesbian recruited- we now use movie gift cards. Any questions? Good. Cosmos will now be served on the lanai. Actually, I think gays could write a decent sized book (wait- didn't we do that already?) on assimilating into the given culture, we just make it prettier.