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Well I'm movin' on up! Movin' on up! To a dee-luxe office in the sky! I'm movin' on up! To the east side! Movin' on up! I've finally got a piece of the pie!!!! After a nice summer break of traveling, hanging by the pool, floating down the river, and being a lady of leisure, I was...
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Nearly 2 years ago I posted that "Cubicle Does Not Begin With P" The mystery smell has returned - and again I have visions of janitors having crazy after parties in between these claustrophobic walls.  Realistically I am beginning to think that maybe it has something to do with...
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  Just moments ago the Man asked if I had a minute. Well, gosh, yes I do! He knew that I already knew … I’m a mind reader, a fortune teller … well, more like very intuitive and cover all bases before the disaster strikes.   It began a month or so ago...
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I found this on a friend's blog: Prison vs. Work In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' x 10' cell.  At work you spend most of your time in a 6' x 8' cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day.  At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that...
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I've never been one to use the toilet while I'm on the phone unless I absolutely have to, or it's my best friend. Today, I really didn't have a choice. The janitor came into the bathroom just as I began spelling relief and at the same moment a voice came on over her walkie talkie, " ......
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As I sit here listening to the window washer clump clump against the windows, I have begun to crave cheese.  Cheese?!  Of all things ... especially when I'm a lactard (which doesn't stop me from enjoying dairy products - just puts those in close proximity in danger of hazardous...
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Well, who’s to say that I’m actually awake?  Regardless, I do have Foldgers in my cup.  Today is one of those snooze my alarm mornings.  The kind of morning where I kick my covers all over and beat my pillow.  I don’t care if my hair is a mess, it can be...
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Sabotage by the Beastie Boys is blaring from a newer model compact car as it rips into a parking garage and skids to a halt taking up two parking spaces … you still hear the music as your beloved Cubicle Dweller steps from the vehicle wearing her black trench coat, hair pulled up, some...
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I was diligently typing away when out of the corner of my eye I saw someone walking past wearing a hazmat suit.  I continued to type for a moment and think to myself "What the hell?!" before I looked over at the person now standing next to my cube. It was just the Fat Ghost fully...
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Normally I just hear "wa waa wa" much like the Peanuts' adults, coming from the other cubicle dwellers around me.  Today a phrase stood out loud and clear ... "Well, that would be an easy slip in!" Huh?!  I don't even want to know.  This cubie must have her...
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Fire, brimstone, whatever, this new assignment was the anti-christ.  Disguised as a very cool position as the Director's assistant, paid very well and my very own office. Once again I can't give details of what I did at this job, it would give away the location ... but I can tell you about...
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I started out in this maze as a temp - I was whored out from department to department, when they were done with me I moved along to another cubicle like a nomad.  My first job lasted about a month, I assisted people using our lab facilities.  Then I was bumped up to a secretary...
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Apparently The Gerbil thinks she high and mighty.  Just now a call came in for her, I picked it up thinking it was another person's phone ringing who was at lunch.  She was talking to The Man so I told the caller that she was busy at the moment and asked if he'd like to leave a...
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The other day an Asian woman who works near me jumped up from her desk and exclaimed "Oh!  I betta' go to toilet befo' I pee pee in my pants!" Today Chatty began eating chips around 9 am.  That is way way WAY too early for me to even attempt to tolerate the noise.  I...
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