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Chatty came back from lunch with a toy microphone. She is saying everything she says into it ... even when she walked to my boss's desk, she carried it to her and is keeping it directly on her mouth so it has a horrible feedback that is killing my ears. (My ears are sensitive, I pick...
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First let me introduce my fellow dweller "Bitchbert" ... she's from the Darkside. I've mentioned her before, the one cubicle dweller I actually enjoy talking to.
Bitchbert: Hey, CD … I have found at least one of the bathroom culprits. I'm...
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With office sludge running right through me I made my way to the restroom. As I pushed my way in an office dweller came up behind me, so I did the polite thing and held the door open until she was close enough to take it herself.
Then I had a strange urge to do the same thing to her stall...
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Ever have those mornings? I'm sure you do ... the kind where you can't get your hair to behave, have to tame it into a ponytail because it needs to be washed, then as you are racing out the front door with toast in hand you realize that purple bra you chose to wear underneath your low cut...
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I'm assuming that means boobs.
Chatty and another co-worker have gathered around the Gerbil's desk. I didn't tune in until I heard "Look they are breast feeding" which she repeated several times along with "Look at his floppy tail" Then "look at their little...
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Fire, brimstone, whatever, this new assignment was the anti-christ. Disguised as a very cool position as the Director's assistant, paid very well and my very own office.
Once again I can't give details of what I did at this job, it would give away the location ... but I can tell you about...
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Onto the department that liked me so much they managed to get funding to add me in as a temp/permanent - meaning I was being paid with grant money and wasn't hired through the whole human resources route. Oh but god that boss was a PITA (pain in the ass). This woman was in...
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I started out in this maze as a temp - I was whored out from department to department, when they were done with me I moved along to another cubicle like a nomad.
My first job lasted about a month, I assisted people using our lab facilities. Then I was bumped up to a secretary...
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Apparently The Gerbil thinks she high and mighty.
Just now a call came in for her, I picked it up thinking it was another person's phone ringing who was at lunch. She was talking to The Man so I told the caller that she was busy at the moment and asked if he'd like to leave a...
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The other day an Asian woman who works near me jumped up from her desk and exclaimed "Oh! I betta' go to toilet befo' I pee pee in my pants!"
Today Chatty began eating chips around 9 am. That is way way WAY too early for me to even attempt to tolerate the noise. I...
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Didn't take my meds today, forgot, how unfortunate. Now I want to toss all the people, who have for some reason decided to eat chips for breakfast, out the windows.
I stomped off to the bathroom, coffee is running through me, I also just needed to get away. I like washing my hands,...
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She's standing in the hallway describing a workout video - complete with moves.
"You kick, and it has all the moves, you punch, you kick. I like how all his moves work out the stomach muscles *something* lo siendo *something*, but hers is more fun"
Finally she's done punching...
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I like to ride the elevator alone, then I don't have to deal with that awkward silence and trying to figure out where to stare without looking rude, not having to pretend to be totally absorbed with the calender on my cell phone, etc.
Today I scurried from the buildings entrance to the elevator,...
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So we all know how much I hate people talking to me while I'm on the john.
Today I walked into the restroom at the same time as the head honcho, I'm talking THE boss of the top floor. I step into my stall, she steps into the next and immediately strikes up a conversation!
I'm a little...
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Get back, get back to where you once belonged!
That is stuck in my head. Know why? Our nurse has been warbling it all afternoon. Everything will be quiet when "GET BACK, GET BACK, GET BACK to where you once belonged!" is suddenly belted out from the office 2 cubes...
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