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Many moons ago I posted Cubicle Dweller's list of Office Etiquette and even considered sending it to all of my co-workers.
Recently there had been an increase of dirty dishes left in the kitchen sink, to the extreme that someone made a pretty little sign stating that dishes not washed...
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I found this on a friend's blog:
Prison vs. Work
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' x 10' cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' x 8' cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that...
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I've never been one to use the toilet while I'm on the phone unless I absolutely have to, or it's my best friend.
Today, I really didn't have a choice.
The janitor came into the bathroom just as I began spelling relief and at the same moment a voice came on over her walkie talkie, " ......
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It's no secret, but if you look close enough you'll see my little horns holding up my broken halo ...
Just another day at the office, right? With the weather so moody I'm feeling a bit impish, thank god it's casual Friday, but again, even though I'm wearing comfy jeans and a fuzzy...
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As I sit here listening to the window washer clump clump against the windows, I have begun to crave cheese. Cheese?! Of all things ... especially when I'm a lactard (which doesn't stop me from enjoying dairy products - just puts those in close proximity in danger of hazardous...
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The Office Fashion Police (that would be me) is on a mission!
You might remember a few blogs back that I reported being hopped up on allergy medicine and believing I might have slept through to Halloween when I observed a hot mess in f* me boots and a polyester 60's style go-go dress...
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Today there is a tiny robot walking down the aisles. The girls following it are claiming it is for spying - but you can hear it's little robotic joints revving on the other side of the floor, not much of a spy I say! The thing has passed me several times now and it strongly resembles...
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Well, who’s to say that I’m actually awake? Regardless, I do have Foldgers in my cup. Today is one of those snooze my alarm mornings. The kind of morning where I kick my covers all over and beat my pillow. I don’t care if my hair is a mess, it can be...
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Good morning!
*Ducking as random objects fly by my head*
I snoozed my alarm for 15 minutes this morning before forcing myself out of bed to quickly take a shower, pop my happy pills, and then race to work. As I pulled into the parking garage I felt the familiar feeling in...
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"Lucy Lu has smelly poo" and "Timmy Turtle doesn't know his girlfriend gave him gonorrhea"
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It's a sad sad morning in my little cubicle world. THEY have blocked myspace. I actually could care less except the one saving grace I've had lately was "talking" to another disgruntled cubicle dweller via the myspace mail system.
I better go pour myself a cup of coffee so...
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"Cubicle Dweller, what's astroglide?"
I slowly looked up and across my cubicle at the Gerbil who is looking at me very questioningly.
"Um, do you really want to know?"
"Yes, I need to know"
I smile and motion "come here" with my finger. She...
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so yeah, i dont come on here very often, for a couple of reasons... one. i dont have internet access at home ever since i moved in w/ my girl. fuck, paying bills sucks two. my work used to block the site, till i bitch and they unblocked it! ca-ching. three. I dont have too much to say most of the...
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This morning as I sat down and turned my computer on, almost immediately a smell invaded my nostrils and made my stomach turn. I thought to myself, "What is that?!"
Loudly I said, "Something is stinky"
My boss replied, "Sorry."
I joked, "Listen, I...
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What the hell? Did everyone here forget their meds this weekend? We celebrated Mother's Day by not taking our medication as prescribed? The Shoe Q (Queen) is finally silent, but spent the first hour and 1/2 going on about the shopping that she did this weekend. I'm pretty...
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