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I'm assuming that means boobs. Chatty and another co-worker have gathered around the Gerbil's desk.  I didn't tune in until I heard "Look they are breast feeding" which she repeated several times along with "Look at his floppy tail" Then "look at their little...
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Apparently The Gerbil thinks she high and mighty.  Just now a call came in for her, I picked it up thinking it was another person's phone ringing who was at lunch.  She was talking to The Man so I told the caller that she was busy at the moment and asked if he'd like to leave a...
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The other day an Asian woman who works near me jumped up from her desk and exclaimed "Oh!  I betta' go to toilet befo' I pee pee in my pants!" Today Chatty began eating chips around 9 am.  That is way way WAY too early for me to even attempt to tolerate the noise.  I...
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Today I received a new computer and monitor in my cube.  This monitor is huge, it's wide screen and like 23".  A bit overkill and I've been trying to combat dizziness since it was installed. Anyway, the tech gave me the spiel about how we are not, absolutely not allowed to install...
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HOW TO HANDLE  IRRITATING SEATMATES / CO-WORKERS If you are sitting  next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train / or in an adjacent cubicle, follow these  instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!). 1.      Quietly and calmly open up your laptop...
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"A B C D E F ... GEEE" I don't know what the Gerbil was doing, but obviously she needed a little help with her ABC's.  She sounded unsure of herself as she went from A through F, then with an exclamation of knowledge she emphasized the letter G.  Then all was silent.
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So I checked out about a week ago ... More like forgot to take my "dweller's little helpers".  Okay, I'm in denial - it was more like I just didn't feel like taking them.  Sometimes I get that way, and then I regret it of course because suddenly I'm a train wreck and the...
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So today Chatty has succeeded in breaking several "office" laws.  She's ate like a squirrel for several hours, hummed along loudly off tune to headphones (why do they ignore hers and take mine away?!), and is now listening to Madonna on her PC speakers at a level I can hear 15 feet...
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Unless you are chewing it with your mouth open and your co-worker jumps across her cubicle and rips you apart. Freakin pig.  No, it's not the Gerbil today ... instead it's Chatty ... but she's the one with the worst eating habits anyway.  It's so annoying, even eating oatmeal is a loud...
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It's Monday ... I'm sure you understand by now that I don't like Mondays.  Yes, I have a F'ing case of the Moon-days. This Monday morning I wake up, I still have that cold, so I really don't feel like going and sitting in a cube for hours anyway.  Once I get here I immediately notice...
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So new policy here ... apparently if you are late to work or take time off they bring in a temp to fill your spot and make up the hours.  What? This morning I woke up with a migraine.  I took some meds, called and told them that I'd be a few hours late because the meds had to kicked...
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