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Never cook a hard boiled egg in the microwave.   I attempted to this today on my lunch hour and lemme tell you.. unless you want to spend the better part of your lunch cleaning up a huge assed mess then boil your hard BOILED egg like a normal person.   To my defense, it wasn’t...
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I can’t believe how fast this year has gone. I guess it’s true what they say about how time flies when you’re getting old. When you’re young, six months is an eternity. This year, it seems as if the year didn’t even last six months.   For example,...
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The day we were coming back from our Thanksgiving vacation at Dumont, Ca I text Dee and Goocher for some very much needed "me" time. We agreed on Don Vinos Tuesday night and our conversation went a little like this:   Goocher: You guys! I was soooooo lonely on...
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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they  talk about  their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in...
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We’re snuggled tight under fuzzy warm blankets while watching Desperate Housewives when Annequin asks, “Mom? Tell me what year was your favorite Christmas.”     I stay quiet, processing this question because the older the kids get, the more I realize that these...
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I first read MoonPies And Movie Stars a while back during the same time that I got my first taste of “erotica”  by way of Robin Slick’s Three Days In New York City which I blogged about then Robin blogged about MY blog and the fact that her sales went up...
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The three amigas had brunch this Sunday. As usual, it was full of laughs and giggles and stares from people around us.   We were gonna go to Don Pericos for their mexilicious champagne brunch.   “the one on Rosedale?” texts Goocher   “No? The one on...
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Just in case any of you were wondering why I've been out of the loop when it comes to Bakersfield's music scene lately... here's why.  Well, ok so maybe you don't care or even notice but I'm gonna tell you anyways! When my kids play their sports my every day except for Sunday is devoted...
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It’s happening again. I’m starting to get these weird bad dreams that seem horrible while I’m dreaming but once I wake up they’re silly.   So last night it involved maggots and caterpillars.   Princess Twinkie is only about 4 or 5 in my dream. She’s...
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There are certain things I would never do for fun. And touching one of THESE is one of them.   - -  - -  My neighbor recently had a party for her son and she hired the “Reptile Man” It was really funny to see the kids reacting to these animals and the guy is a...
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I was reading one of my new favorite blogs this morning called Poppy Cede and she is recounting what happened to her last night. Here it is in part: Title: I know we're in a hurry, but… I was driving to my pharmacy to pick up my prescription (went without a hitch, not the point...
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It seems like around election time bakotopia.com blows up with political blogs. Some completely informative but mostly it’s one party calling the other party idiots or minions, or intolerant or left winged, or right armed, or blind, or one eyed… the list is endless.   Even...
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  Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'     Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'...
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*Annie, this one is for you! :) I posted this back in February, but I found it while looking for another post and thought I'd repost it for all of your viewing pleasure. While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.  His...
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I think this is part two of my anniversary series, but I can't remember right now. Of course I guess I could stop and look but what the hell. Here we go: ok at this point we're in Santa Barbara, I think? Or Solvang.. can't remember.. but there's this "street performer"...
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