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While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom...
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"You know what you should make this year, honey? CRAB LEGS and STEAK," I told my husband the other day.
Of course I didn't need to explain myself any further. He knew exactly what I was talking about. Every year for Valentines Day Mr. Twinkie goes all out and makes a...
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There have been only TWO times that a surprise has ever been left on my desk at work:
1. a starbucks coffee, muffin and gift card for my birthday one year from my coworker.
2. mouse shit on my apple.
But only on ONE side. She’d eaten the other side.
Two things I'd LOVE to...
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*Sitting in a coffee shop indulging in chocolate and fun conversation a few days ago with two of my friends:
Friend #1: "I met this guy at the DMV and he asked me for my phone number. I said no, of course. He was way too young. But then as I was walking out he asked me for a favor. He asked...
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Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next...
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So much has happened the past ...oh gosh.. I don't know? Six months? Maybe longer? I don't even really know. Life is a blur. Does that happen to you too? I guess that's why they say "Life happens when you're busy living!"
Anyways, I won't go into details but I will say this!!! It's...
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Once upon a time there lived this Princess Zoey. She belonged to a family that didn't have room for her. They already owned a bigger dog and this dog was just NOT having another pet in the house. This dog would bark and bark at Zoey and make her do all the house chores and sweep up the fire...
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"My life sucks" that is what was so poetically written as graffiti on the bathroom wall of the busy Gas station/Truck stop in Barstow on our way to Dumont last week.
"My life sucks" there those words stood in red marker for the world to see. I can only imagine what poor,...
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click here to find out! and for details on how to win NEXT time!
~Twinkie
or copy and paste the link.
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Also if you know of any book lovers that might be interested in online book discussions, please pass on the information to...
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New Years Resolutions anyone?
New Years Resolutions anyone? Yeah, me either!
If fact the last time I can remember making any way was back in the day when I was younger and actually had energy to make resolutions.
Now I'm too old, too content with my life, TOO set in my...
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Happiness is family! And your silly crazy kids because of the way they communicate with you!
Scenerio #1: Last night Annequin and I are cuddling and watching Dreamgirls when he says, "mom will you serve me some cereal?"
Me: "Ask your daddy, baby, he's downstairs."
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My son Josh was interviewed for an article in MAS Magazine. He's not the "main story/subject" or whatever but I'm still proud of him!
CLICK HERE TO READ THE ARTICLE!
The funny part (TO ME ANYWAYS) about the article is this sentence:
When Joshua Rico,17, was handed a shovel and a...
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*WIN A FREE PERSONALIZED SIGNED COPY OF Caramba! A Tale Told In The Turn Of The Cards by Nina Marie Martinez by leaving a comment on Nov/Dec MAS BOOK CLUB book of the month Love In The Time Of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
*Deadline is January 1st, 2008 so hurry!
CLICK THE COVER...
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A few months ago my son came home very excited about a project he was involved in for one of his high school classes. He had to go to a City Council meeting, take notes, then write a report about what he heard and how he felt about it. He looked forward to it all week.
The day finally came and...
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*On our way to get our Christmas tree this weekend.
Setting: 4 miles of windy road towards Balch Park in Springville, above Porterville. We always go to the tree farm up there to pick and cut our own tree. Of course my husband seems to be driving like a maniac and it's scaring...
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