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Today I received an email regarding recent budget cuts, I also learned that they were possibly going to be remodeling our cubicles.  Well, at least I'd have a door. EFFECTIVE SEPTEMBER 1, 2008  NEW OFFICE POLICY   Dress Code:   1) You are advised to come to...
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I came home from work today, sat on my couch, and accepted my current fate.  So maybe the mortgage company is calling for last months payment, and maybe I'm going to have to work an evening part-time job working minimum wage (which I haven't done since 2000) - but hey, new people to meet and...
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I’ve been a little quiet lately … I’ve been planning my escape.  Unfortunately I didn’t get further than my foot halfway through a door.  It did feel a bit liberating, and the thought of actually leaving was extremely frightening. Last month I applied for...
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Many moons ago I posted Cubicle Dweller's list of Office Etiquette and even considered sending it to all of my co-workers.  Recently there had been an increase of dirty dishes left in the kitchen sink, to the extreme that someone made a pretty little sign stating that dishes not washed...
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I think most Cubies find that Thursday is a great day - tomorrow is Friday and that means we are almost through the week.  As I sit here listening to Muppet Techno I'm moderately amused that my co-workers moving about almost seem to be dancing to the rhythm pouring out of my ipod. ...
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... a little eavesdropping. As I stumbled my way toward the restroom this morning I heard a stern yet pleading voice down an adjacent hallway.  It was the Gastric Cougar - in all her 60's swirl dress knee high pleather boot glory having a very heated conversation on her cell phone. We...
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It's no secret, but if you look close enough you'll see my little horns holding up my broken halo ... Just another day at the office, right?  With the weather so moody I'm feeling a bit impish, thank god it's casual Friday, but again, even though I'm wearing comfy jeans and a fuzzy...
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Hunting season has officially begun ...
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The Office Fashion Police (that would be me) is on a mission! You might remember a few blogs back that I reported being hopped up on allergy medicine and believing I might have slept through to Halloween when I observed a hot mess in f* me boots and a polyester 60's style go-go dress...
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What do they all have in common? The Man is currently dancing their dances in the aisle.  Flopping around like a maniac while I'm watching from the corner of my eye eating nuts.
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And boy do I feel good!  You'd think that a lack of sleep would make me into a complete nonparticipant with this world.  Normally it does, but the last four nights have been different. The first night I couldn't sleep due to a little yapping dog who recently found his...
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I just finished visiting the restroom (why do we call it a restroom?  I mean, it's not like we do much rest in there ... a lot of the time the noises I hear from the other side of the stall wall are far from that.  Maybe I should pick up a bit of grammar from the UK and begin calling it...
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This morning I woke up a bit congested and out of a very deep medicated sleep.  I drifted through my morning routine in a fog and eventually was stepping out of the elevator onto my floor.  A woman walked in front of me, and due to the fact that I typically look at the floor as I walk I...
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Today there is a tiny robot walking down the aisles.  The girls following it are claiming it is for spying - but you can hear it's little robotic joints revving on the other side of the floor, not much of a spy I say!  The thing has passed me several times now and it strongly resembles...
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"Stimulate the nipple" More famous phrases straight from the Gerbil's mouth.
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