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A book’s title can best describe the motions I repeat on a Monday thru Friday basis in my little cubicle. I stumbled across this hardback a few months ago and was completely absorbed for several days until I had thoroughly devoured it only wishing for more, even just a tiny little...
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Good morning!
*Ducking as random objects fly by my head*
I snoozed my alarm for 15 minutes this morning before forcing myself out of bed to quickly take a shower, pop my happy pills, and then race to work. As I pulled into the parking garage I felt the familiar feeling in...
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"Lucy Lu has smelly poo" and "Timmy Turtle doesn't know his girlfriend gave him gonorrhea"
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It's a sad sad morning in my little cubicle world. THEY have blocked myspace. I actually could care less except the one saving grace I've had lately was "talking" to another disgruntled cubicle dweller via the myspace mail system.
I better go pour myself a cup of coffee so...
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"Cubicle Dweller, what's astroglide?"
I slowly looked up and across my cubicle at the Gerbil who is looking at me very questioningly.
"Um, do you really want to know?"
"Yes, I need to know"
I smile and motion "come here" with my finger. She...
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Really?! No?! Are you serious?! Solved?! More like unsolved.
This morning the lovable cream filled Twinkie sent me this article. I'd now like to offer my responses to the article in BOLD letters.
Following are some common cubicle complaints you may have and...
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"Diarrhea"
"Diarrhea. What? Oh Diarrhea"
"Diarrhea"
"I'm NOT ever having kids, I did this home visit ... "
That is coming from the Gerbil and the cubie she shares a wall with.
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Once I went into a gift shop and saw the standard monkey figurine, but with an additional monkey covering his crotch - do no evil. I should have bought it, I've never seen another one.
Anyway, I was minding my own cubicle dwelling business when I walked into the kitchen to make myself a...
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Okay, maybe lady looks like a dude - in drag.
I just made a little trip to the bathroom ... as I entered, Sweet Caroline exited. She's a tall women, but even so I never once even thought of her looking like a man in drag. Until today ...
She was wearing a frumpy long dress and her...
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I was diligently typing away when out of the corner of my eye I saw someone walking past wearing a hazmat suit. I continued to type for a moment and think to myself "What the hell?!" before I looked over at the person now standing next to my cube.
It was just the Fat Ghost fully...
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Arsehole client makes my Friday
Letter from arsehole client:
CD
I have just noticed you have moved the conference from the 9-11 to the following week 16-18
That is now a complete disaster for me, obviously I am going to have to try and rearrange my diary. I have clients going to the Rugby...
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Normally I just hear "wa waa wa" much like the Peanuts' adults, coming from the other cubicle dwellers around me. Today a phrase stood out loud and clear ...
"Well, that would be an easy slip in!"
Huh?! I don't even want to know. This cubie must have her...
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Potlucks ... don't you love them? People bring food into work, you get to stuff yourself silly ... and if you are anything like I am, you don't even bring a dish.
Today was a celebratory potluck for two cubies that are leaving. Yay, wa whoo, Ariba for them! As usual, cards were...
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First I must introduce Sweet Caroline, an Office Dweller. She likes to belt just that part of the lyrics on a regular basis in a slightly tone deaf voice. "Sweet Caroline BAH BAH BAH SWEET CaroLINE Bah bah bah" Thank god she wasn't in the mood to sing today ...
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Yesterday I read that PETA would be protesting in the nude downtown. Today I told my bosses about the protest and they said, "I didn't get that email, how did you find out?" I told them that I have my sources. Mwahahaha! When the Gerbil asked what PETA was, the...
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