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Chatty came back from lunch with a toy microphone.  She is saying everything she says into it ... even when she walked to my boss's desk, she carried it to her and is keeping it directly on her mouth so it has a horrible feedback that is killing my ears.  (My ears are sensitive, I pick...
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First let me introduce my fellow dweller "Bitchbert" ... she's from the Darkside.  I've mentioned her before, the one cubicle dweller I actually enjoy talking to.    Bitchbert:  Hey, CD … I have found at least one of the bathroom culprits.  I'm...
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With office sludge running right through me I made my way to the restroom.  As I pushed my way in an office dweller came up behind me, so I did the polite thing and held the door open until she was close enough to take it herself. Then I had a strange urge to do the same thing to her stall...
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Ever have those mornings?  I'm sure you do ... the kind where you can't get your hair to behave, have to tame it into a ponytail because it needs to be washed, then as you are racing out the front door with toast in hand you realize that purple bra you chose to wear underneath your low cut...
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Okay, so maybe I'm just a tad touchy, or she is just plain annoying - almost as annoying as Snide.  God, giving me more fodder for my proverbial canon. So there's a PO that ran out of money.  No freakin big deal.  I was told about it on Friday as I was leaving - so I told her...
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Today an old boss popped by to say "Hello", had asked how I was doing and if I'd had any new adventures.  The conversation lead to how I'm thinking of skipping town in a few years and just going wherever the tide takes me.  Maybe teach English in a foreign country.  He...
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So regularly I write about the dumb things my co-dwellers do ... today I will tell you about something I did, I will blame them - I believe their stupidity has been threatening to lower my IQ or I have finally snapped and have gone a bit senile. Last Thursday due to a case of possible Avian flu,...
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I'm assuming that means boobs. Chatty and another co-worker have gathered around the Gerbil's desk.  I didn't tune in until I heard "Look they are breast feeding" which she repeated several times along with "Look at his floppy tail" Then "look at their little...
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Onto the department that liked me so much they managed to get funding to add me in as a temp/permanent - meaning I was being paid with grant money and wasn't hired through the whole human resources route.  Oh but god that boss was a PITA (pain in the ass).  This woman was in...
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So we all know how much I hate people talking to me while I'm on the john. Today I walked into the restroom at the same time as the head honcho, I'm talking THE boss of the top floor.  I step into my stall, she steps into the next and immediately strikes up a conversation! I'm a little...
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Get back, get back to where you once belonged! That is stuck in my head.  Know why?  Our nurse has been warbling it all afternoon.  Everything will be quiet when "GET BACK, GET BACK, GET BACK to where you once belonged!" is suddenly belted out from the office 2 cubes...
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It's Monday ... I'm sure you understand by now that I don't like Mondays.  Yes, I have a F'ing case of the Moon-days. This Monday morning I wake up, I still have that cold, so I really don't feel like going and sitting in a cube for hours anyway.  Once I get here I immediately notice...
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